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    Back to the topic of this thread: when are you ready for your dual. Well, Dream Theater provided the answer in their song "Metropolis Part I - The Miracle and The Sleeper":



    The smile of dawn arrived early May
    She carried a gift from her home
    The night shed a tear to tell her of fear
    And of sorrow and pain
    She'll never outgrow
    Death is the first dance, eternal

    There's no more freedom
    The both of you will be
    confined to this mind

    I was told there's a miracle for each day that I try
    I was told there's a new love
    that's born for each one that has died
    I was told there'd be no one to
    call on when I feel alone and afraid
    I was told if you dream of the next world
    You'll find yourself swimming in a lake of fire

    As a child, I thought I could
    live without pain without sorrow
    As a man I've found it's all caught up with me
    I'm asleep yet I'm so afraid

    Somewhere like a scene from a memory
    There's a picture worth a thousand words
    Eluding stares from faces before me
    It hides away and will never be heard of again
    Deceit is the second without end

    The city's cold blood teaches us to survive
    Just keep my heart in your eyes and we'll stay alive
    The third arrives

    Before the leaves have fallen
    Before we lock the doors
    There must be the third and last dance
    This one will last forever
    Metropolis watches and thoughtfully smiles
    She's taken you to your home
    It can only take place
    When the struggle between
    our children has ended
    Now the Miracle and the
    Sleeper know that the third is love
    Love is the dance of eternity
    “I have never tried that before, so I think I should definitely be able to do that.” --- Pippi Longstocking

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    I have tought that relationships are for conforming losers and real life is in dusty lab to be honest. Not much has changed, yet. As for libido I must ask: What is that? I never really wanted it because the act itself looks too much to be bothered in the end.
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    You are ready for an LIE when you are ready to get AIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy View Post
    You are ready for an LIE when you are ready to get AIDS.
    I have the most savage duals, omfg i'm dying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy View Post
    You are ready for an LIE when you are ready to get AIDS.
    This explains why my SLI ex-wife refuses to kiss me when I visit her and our son.

    Well, whatever the reason, I’ll take the results. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
    This explains why my SLI ex-wife refuses to kiss me when I visit her and our son.

    Well, whatever the reason, I’ll take the results. Lol.
    You're the Kool-AIDs Man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
    This explains why my SLI ex-wife refuses to kiss me when I visit her and our son.

    Well, whatever the reason, I’ll take the results. Lol.
    To hire, cheaper and sex in the same sentence sound like a good formula to get aids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Something View Post
    I have the most savage duals
    ^-^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy View Post
    To hire, cheaper and sex in the same sentence sound like a good formula to get aids.
    Aids, or something else.

    Yes, and this is the reason I insisted that my last GF and I get tested for STD's before we did anything. There are things out there that are not curable, and I want to stay away from them.

    Before I was married, I didn't really take any precautions at all, and was just very, very lucky to not get anything. Most of my partners then were educated and young and hadn't had many partners themselves. But you never know, and it pays to be careful. One of my best friends got an incurable STD from banging the city mayor's wife. She was quite a bit older than he was, though, and might have gotten around more.

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    I got crab once. The bad part was that I didn't even get if from sex. Had I gotten it through sex, then at least I would have had sex, but all I got was bad luck twice...
    “I have never tried that before, so I think I should definitely be able to do that.” --- Pippi Longstocking

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    Quote Originally Posted by consentingadult View Post
    I got crab once. The bad part was that I didn't even get if from sex. Had I gotten it through sex, then at least I would have had sex, but all I got was bad luck twice...
    How?

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    I'm not sure: at the time I was working as a turn down attendant in a hotel. One day shortly before that I wore a pair of uniform pants that had been worn by another colleague, because they ran out of clean pants. That might have been the cause. Another one is that during work I carried large piles of used towels out the rooms I was getting ready for the night, perhaps they came that way.

    The last time I had sex was two months before, according to my doctor I should have had problems much sooner if it was transmitted during that last sex session.
    “I have never tried that before, so I think I should definitely be able to do that.” --- Pippi Longstocking

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    Never/always

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    Me and my body are always ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    It's official. I'm muddys dual. Take me.

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