But in response ro Absurd's chart.... type related or not, The Boy Next Door is definitely my favorite! So devoted and attentive and inexperienced and cute.
But in response ro Absurd's chart.... type related or not, The Boy Next Door is definitely my favorite! So devoted and attentive and inexperienced and cute.
Testwise I scored the Stilleto (Deliberate Brutal Sex Master)
But not the calculating hurting kind...well, I guess it depends on what kind of hurt/pain they are referring to. Not calculating emotionally hurting, that was usually unfortunate.
Alas, the random part is behind me.
Going through the descriptions, I,d have chosen a cross between
The Wild Rose (Random Brutal Love Dreamer) and
The Dirtly Little Secret (Deliberate Gentle Sex Master)
Which, funny enough, are Exact opposites...just noticed that.
Random was preferred method, Deliberate started when I was finally ready to settle down.
Playfulness is my preferance over brutal/gentleness.
And I see no reason why the other two necessarily exclude the other. But Sex was a stronger focus than Love when actually interacting with someone, though I did often Daydream about finding love. And finally, as age and maturity (cough cough) crept up on me, so did my desire for Control in a relationship...though I still feel conflicted when I do assert myself in my relationships. (Thankfully my current weight sets up a roadblock from me falling back into Randomness...in this test's meaning.)
IEE 649 sx/sp cp
You are The Window Shopper. Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
There goes my sex god image. *sigh*
Reason is a whore.
I took the liberty of checking your previous results and I don't know if you are aware or not, but your results did change over time.Originally Posted by Joy
Mystery solved.
Wow, thank you. Yes, I'm aware, I've scored like 3 or 4 different things. Mostly RGLM though. Was more Deliberate once I think, was Brutal when I had to be. But RGLM stands the test of time.I took the liberty of checking your previous results and I don't know if you are aware or not, but your results did change over time.
That will be like a pot of gold.
Boy Next Door is going to cry now, get suicidal. What I am saying is, he will miss you, for you just abandoned him. Taking into account the validity of this test, of course.Yes, I'm aware, I've scored like 3 or 4 different things. Mostly RGLM though. Was more Deliberate once I think, was Brutal when I had to be. But RGLM stands the test of time.
Anyhow, it's time to change your socionics typing.
Again? ffdfmnadmnmnddmnnmasnfndnfdsn
Your results are in! You are...
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most gay guys would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with boys. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.
FINALLY I get to be the generic type
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again. You’re looking for love, but you’ll always maintain your independence. You’re prepared for a real commitment, but it’s also likely that you’re ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit. In a relationship, you’re usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you’re a little bit more part of the pack. You’re well-liked but you’re not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight’s often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.
I got a picture which is Ryan's avatar basically. They didn't even forget the spliff. Oh, the accuracy.
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.
You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.
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“I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in — and the West in general — into an unbearable hell and a choking life. - Osama bin Laden
The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.
You’ve had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You’re well experienced in dealing with other people’s weirdnesses, and it’s likely you’re good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you’ve got a lot of energy.
People can tell you’re sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it’s how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the ‘brutal’ tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.
Remarkably, you don’t mind the same from your men. You’ve experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you’re a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you’ll make a fine divorcee.
I usually get this result when I take the test.
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet. We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold. More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.
“We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.” Randy Pausch
Ne-IEE
6w7 sp/sx
6w7-9w1-4w5
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
Last edited by Red Villain; 04-18-2012 at 04:58 PM.
"We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.".
took it for the millionth time and got something completely different. it isn't really me though. weird.
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
I always get the sonnet on this.
Fucking boy next door again.
The end is nigh
Your results are in! You are...Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There’s a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There’s also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you’re completely together, the next you’re a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it’s likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
You will find the right person. In the short term, she’s someone virile who won’t sweat your imperfections. In the long term, she will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
Your exact female opposite:
The Maid of Honor - Deliberate Gentle Love Master
Consider:
The Playstation (RGSM)
The Nymph (DBSD)
Always Avoid:
The Sonnet (DGLD)
ROFL...you're on a dating site; that's a way to keep customers.
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Dual type(as per tcaudilllg)
Enneagram 5 (wings either 4 or 6)?
I'm constantly looking to align the real with the ideal.I've been more oriented toward being overly idealistic by expecting the real to match the ideal. My thinking side is dominent. The result is that sometimes I can be overly impersonal or self-centered in my approach, not being understanding of others in the process and simply thinking "you should do this" or "everyone should follor this rule"..."regardless of how they feel or where they're coming from"which just isn't a good attitude to have. It is a way, though, to give oneself an artificial sense of self-justification. LSE
Best description of functions:
http://socionicsstudy.blogspot.com/2...functions.html
Just as I thought, I'm smart once again. I can pat myself on the back now. Anyhow, some results seem to be aligning rather well for certain people, which means I was right once again. Providing this is to be taken seriously at all.
Last edited by Absurd; 04-22-2012 at 03:30 PM.
I got The Backrubber.
Another perfectly matched correlation going by Crispy's system(?) bites the dust. Not unless one buys into it, of course.
RBSD, first time I took it.
Hey Trevor, can you tell the congregation how are you going to marry the results with actual self-typings?
the manchild "we recommend you not use OK cupid..." wtf is that supposed to mean? LOL
Wait for Trevor/Crispy to correlate your result with your actual self-typing, taking into account air humidity, winds, J/P switch, zodiac sign and so on.
Test says Mixed Messenger (Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer). I'm probably a boderline case between that and Slow Dancer (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer), though.
The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
The Dirty Little SecretDeliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word “finger”. You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it’s almost unheard of. So congratulations. You’ve had plenty of adventures, but you’ve remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you’re not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don’t like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it’s inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You’re not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.
CONSIDER:
The Bachelor (DGSM)The Backrubber (DGSD)
ALWAYS AVOID:
The Hornivore (RBSM)The Manchild (RBLD)The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
TEL
I find it funny how some people on here try to correlate it with socionics types.
Profiles seem to suggest an identity or quasi-identity for best match, not to mention contrary and semi-duality. Funnily enough conflict relations are positioned properly when one tries to think about it socionics-wise, although it doesn't suggest your dual, which is really funny as well.
EDIT#323
Going by Crispy's crisp masturbation techniques, we get something like this:
The Backrubber/Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer - ISFJ
The Bachelor/Deliberate Gentle Sex Master - ESFJ
The Slow Dancer/Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer - INFJ
The Gentleman/Deliberate Gentle Love Master - ENFJ
The Billy Goat/Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer - ISTJ
The 5-Night Stand/Deliberate Brutal Sex Master - ESTJ
The Mixed Messenger/Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer - INTJ
The False Messiah/Deliberate Brutal Love Master - ENTJ
The Poolboy/Random Gentle Sex Dreamer - ISFP
The Playboy/Random Gentle Sex Master - ESFP
The Boy Next Door/Random Gentle Love Dreamer - INFP
The Loverboy/Random Gentle Love Master - ENFP
The Last Man on Earth/Random Brutal Sex Dreamer - ISTP
The Hornivore/Random Brutal Sex Master - ESTP
The Manchild/Random Brutal Love Dreamer - INTP
The Vapor Trail/Random Brutal Love Master - ENTP
Done only male versions. According to this I have only one dual one here who took this test. Meow
All I can say is, I came out Brutal in it. Anyhow, this test doesn't seem to work best, that is, it doesn't correlate best, for according to this some people better change their self-typing.
The Backrubber/Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer - SEI
The Bachelor/Deliberate Gentle Sex Master - ESI/LSI/LSE/LIE
The Slow Dancer/Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer - EII
The Gentleman/Deliberate Gentle Love Master - ENFJ, ESFJ
The Billy Goat/Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer - SLI or ILI
The 5-Night Stand/Deliberate Brutal Sex Master - SLE
The Mixed Messenger/Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer - EIE, ILI, IEI
The False Messiah/Deliberate Brutal Love Master - EIE
The Poolboy/Random Gentle Sex Dreamer - SEI
The Playboy/Random Gentle Sex Master - ESFP
The Boy Next Door/Random Gentle Love Dreamer - Infantiles
The Loverboy/Random Gentle Love Master - ENFP
The Last Man on Earth/Random Brutal Sex Dreamer - ILE
The Hornivore/Random Brutal Sex Master - SLE
The Manchild/Random Brutal Love Dreamer - Alpha NT
The Vapor Trail/Random Brutal Love Master - ENTP, ENFP
The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
CONSIDER:
CONSIDER:
CONSIDER:
Consider:
The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you
ALALWAYS AVOID:
WAYS AALWAYS AVOID:
Always avoid:
VOID:
The Backrubber (DGSD)
The Gentleman (DGLM)
,
sorta makes sense... not a complete picture though.
The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.
Consider:
Anyone else
Always Avoid:
The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)
...tried again:
The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word “finger”. You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it’s almost unheard of. So congratulations. You’ve had plenty of adventures, but you’ve remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you’re not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don’t like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it’s inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You’re not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.
Consider:
The Bachelor (DGSM) The Backrubber (DGSD)
Always Avoid:
The Hornivore (RBSM) The Manchild (RBLD) The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
did this test a while ago and redid it today. both times got the Nymph (dbsd)
Sly. Sensual. Guarded. Different somehow. You are The Nymph.
It appears like you’re looking for a fling or a casual sexual relationship, but it’s not that simple. You’re a hungry but also very careful person, and this generates a certain amount of sexual tension within you and in your relationships. In other aspects of life, you get what you want. In relationships, that’s not always the case.
It’s possible you intimidate potential lovers. Most likely, though, you’re a little closed off—therefore mysterious—and, naturally, people find that difficult to get with. Maybe it’s just part of your selection process, though. You’ve been in enough relationships to know to expose yourself slowly.
When you do feel comfortable with someone, though, your torrid sexual appetite will make him very happy. Your cautious nature is also a big asset in a long-term relationship. It might take longer for love to establish itself, but when it does, it’s all the stronger.
ipsa scientia potestas est-adaequatio intellectus et rei
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
Your exact female opposite: The Dirty Little Secret
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)
ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor (DGSM)
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD).yeah...sure...
today i got the nymph which i consider to b an upgrade from the priss lol
Your results are in! You are...
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
The Priss
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.
Mostly accurate, except I'm more gentle than brutal.
LII-Ne with strong EII tendencies, 6w7-9w1-3w4 so/sp/sx, INxP
Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There’s a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There’s also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you’re completely together, the next you’re a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it’s likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
You will find the right person. In the short term, he’s someone virile who won’t sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
This seems reminiscent of the "Dating Persona" okcupid test (https://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test), which is far better (it is for your personality though, rather than what you prefer, although the results suggest which "types" are perhaps best suited for you). I don't know if there is an equivalent test that attempts to find what kind of personalities you actually prefer, although you could perhaps answer the questions as you imagine your ideal match would answer.
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