After enjoying a nice walk through the back alleys and immediate shopping center I have decided to introduce Him2 to the story. Him2 is not the focus of this thread but as he was present durring the events in question and played an interresting part in the dynamics of the situation I believe it would be advantagous to include his character.
Some general disclaimers and points to keep in mind... None of the characters should be considered to conform to the commonly accepted first year psych understanding of "healthy individuals" as they all vigilantly subscribe to various overlapping and distorting personality disorders and "issues". The purpose of this thread is to extract socionics types from the information given (if such a thing is in fact possible) and not to create a list of disorders and characters flaws of which all involved are either fully aware of or just totally unconcerned with. As in all episodes of BionicGoat's life the characters described can be assumed to have recently consumed various quantities and combinations of the following: meth amphetamine, stinky- hydroponic skunk weed, coffee, carbonated beverages, nicotine, verbally constituted bullshit, delusional bursts of CIA manufactured psychotronic brain-washing waves, and frequent currents of human produced methane gasses.
Section 1: general charcteristics and idioms
subject: Him2
In this story Him2 plays the part of "the man" or merchant of the amphetamine substance.
Him2 is a newly introduced character into the greater Bionicgoat narative. This character did not exhist prior to two nights ago when he first emerged from the amorphous mass known as "the rest of the world". Although an obvious and uncommonly chronic sufferer of the desease commonly known as "Babelous-will-not-shut-the-fuck-upigous", him2 actually was somewhat enjoyable company IMO. Displayed a strong preference for humor in the form of unrelenting homo-erotic inuendo, gesturing, and frequently inappropriate invasion of personal space through the yawning-arm around the neighboring person move as well as blatent touching and hand placements deserving of cries of "HANDS!". Despite this Him2 IMO seemed to be more focused on the humorous effects of these things as opposed to any actaul elicitation of "let's go be gay together!" responses. At the same time Bionicgoat would not at all be surprised were he to learn that Him2 is in fact "open for buisness" to both models of the human gender with a general preference for the female species. On the other hand there was no serrious indication or reason to assume or even speculate on that possibility beyond some subtle and perhaps imagined something that seems to be reminicent of others Bionicgoat has known of similar persuasions.
Him2 had a definate aura of "living in the spotlight" and constantly engaged and played to all around him in a 
manner. Unlike Bionicgoat Him2 seemed to naturally be the center stage and deliver an unending monologue of rediculousness for all to "enjoy". (Bionicgoat's style, while equally focused on constantly delivering humor tends to take the form of short interjections and occasional psuedo 
shit talking of the most rediculous and overblown type. Instead of a constant stream of noise, Bionicgoat tends to sit on the sidelines with a slight mischevous grin and detached "huh?" aura - sensing the "perfect" moments when the outside mood and inside stream of observations and monologues syncs up seemingly out of nowhere. Then he strikes out with the minimum required words to deliver maximim bursts of LULZ to those who happen to catch them) Him2, when not "gotten" pushes the joke onto his audience expanding upon it until his desired reaction is obtained. (Bionicgoat, when not "gotten", notices the either bewildered response or the "dude... that's a bit too far" reaction in his audience and leaves the joke to disapate and be forgotten. Focus naturally turns back inward to the inner thought and ideas as well as to waiting for the next opportunity for a new thread of humor to be injected)
Him2 seems to be superman in the sense of his involvment with the great unwashed masses of humanity. Besides being self-imployed in the substance abuse market he is also a partial owner in a small local "escort" service. Besides "managing his bitches" Him2 also acts as their driver and security, monitoring the progress of the "date" through wireless bugs that are carried by the girls when they are on the "date". Him2's only security enforcement tool appears to be a two foot length of wooden club which he is happy to notice that I correctly label a "******beater" upon unknowingly sitting on and having to move to the cardoor sidepockets. Him2's primary mode of "security" enforcement turns out to Kenpo karate which coincidentally is the same style in which Bionicgoat spent nearly ten years of his adolescence and teens learning and practicing. As if Him2's plate still had plenty of room he is also a liscensed massage therapist (of the legitimate kind), teaches self defense at some community center, and is a grief, relationship, and sexual abuse councilor. Him2 completes this superman archetype by having been a very successful Phoenix real estate lawyer, one of three credited for authoring the current property codes (or whatever you'd call it) for the entire county. (Initially Bionicgoat is extreamly suspicious of Him2's seemingly endless list of achievements and abilities but over the course of the next night and day he discovers that Him2's credentials are, in fact, very surprisingly legitimate.)
subject: Him1
Him1 came onto the scene sometime around six months ago as a newly aquired accessory to Her. Him1 is a product of the interstate trucking industry and has been an active employee of said industry for an undetermained amount of time (estimation: five to ten years). Her met Him1 after being ditched and stranded by another trucker at one of the various lovely desert landscaped rest stops which lie along the aproximately 800 mile stretch of highway connecting the metro Phoenix, Arizona area to the Californian mega-metropolitan cityscape. Him1, unlike most major characters in Bionicgoat's sphere of aquaintence somehow exhisted through all previous years of his life in a state free from self induced chemical enhancements. This unprecidented situation was rectified however through the influences of Her. At the present time Him1 is increasingly becoming aquainted with the popular local equation:
life - frequent.meth.intake = this.fucking.sucks!
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life + constant.meth.drama = this.REALLY.fucking.sucks!
Bionicgoat, although not generally displaying or mentioning the fact, is on the inside, quite saddened and slightly sickened with misplaced guilt (even though he only mixes in this circle one a month at the most) to see this trend take hold of Him1. (Bionicgoat does not agree with the majority of his collegues that drug theory shows promise as a superior system of lifestyle management)
According to conversationally aquired information Him1 is far from a "lady's man" and has experienced at the most three or four brief (and failed) adult "relationships" with the female species. In this aspect Him1 is somewhat similar to Bionicgoat but seems to be somewhat lacking in the ancient arts of human interraction. Bionicgoat believes his own conversational abilities and raw charisma attribute to be > than Him1, however he has yet to gain access to both character sheets to compair these stats. Him1 talks almost exclusively in a steady, somewhat rambling fasion with very little voice modulation. A particularly noticable quirk of Him1 is his frequent phlegming and throat clearing in an obviously un-selfaware way. It is supposed that this sort of quirk's unrefined and rather distracting nature might be a development or relic of the solitary lifestyle of the interstate trucking industy.
*** PAUSE ***
Ack! I'm sick of this idiom... now switching to Bionicgoat Standard language program.
*** PLAY ***
Him1
LOL intermission... Sick of writting for the moment... will continue after a brief chemical intake interlude
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type them or you = bad luck > life (in progress)
variety.) Then there seems to be a recent wave of ISFp people which I think started with a suggestion from Diana, a possible second by Rick and months later a deffinate "Without doubt, absolutely no other possibilities exhist, period!" from Joy (*note: all thoughts produced by Joyco™ are subject to change without explanation or prior notification. Joyco™ is not responsible for the users interpretations of- or any commonly accepted definitions of- the words "without doubt", "absolutely", or "no other possibilities exhist, period!" Joyco™ is a division of the ENTj Corporation™ "Eating the World One Resource at a Time!") There may perhaps be a few who have placed their bets on INFp. I can't remember who but they are on my list... (be expecting that package in the mail anyday now guys... (don't worry, it's just an old alarm clock and a couple of road flares. Nothing to worry about :wink: ))
shampoo and soap twice a day, I've got to say that it seems to be getting the job done (and I just love the way my scalp tingles!
) It works as far as forum relationships are concerned pretty well I think. If I actually went anywhere or talked to my family I maybe would have some real world relationships to use for data (but that would cut into my "me" time. And my disembodied pal "Al Killm" says it's really important to have lots of "me" time or "The Plan" might not be ready in time.)
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, followed by INxj, followed by ISTp, followed by everything else. (And yes, this list is quite tentative and is subject to change. 
) Of course, I have never observed you irl so these typings are based solely on your online persona and interactions with other members of the community. And there's something about that (the way you get along with others here... no, not me 
... hehe... think of it more like a joke than a statement OK? (I don't seem to get what's funny to ENTj and what's a trigger for debate and Te bumrushing... I was hoping that I had made it humorous enough so that even you could get it (another Joke... heh... that one probably crossed the line 
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Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
I don't even have to understand bionic to lmao.
Cool ILI hubbys are better than LSIs any time!
I was enjoying the story. Is it done?
