This is MBTI, but it's kind of funny anyway.
http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html
This is MBTI, but it's kind of funny anyway.
http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html
TiNe, LII, INTj, etc.
"I feel like I should be making a sarcastic comment right now, but you're just so cute!" - Shego, Kim Possible
*starts laughing hysterically*RECREATION: ENTJs enjoy spending their leisure time in groups, seeking out the company of others with whom they can exchange strategies and ideas, and test their mind control rays. They also enjoy competitive games which challenge them intellectually, such as chess, go, and "tell me where the missles are or I'll open the pirhana cage and the girl dies."
HEY!COMPATIBILITY: ENTPs and ENTJs make natural companions, as the one's unspeakable hunger for power compliments the other's unspeakable hunger for knowledge. They do not generally build successful relationships with ESFJs, as ENTPs they are prone to behaving in inconveniently erratic ways, which pisses ESFJs off to no end; and because ENTPs simply do not know how to dress appropriately for formal occasions.
sdfsd
Alright, just so long as I have a place to hoard my immense closetfull collection of pissed off ESFj chicks ... you think that would be a bad place to put them with my poor asthetic taste and all, but they are good to break out for parties and stuff ... ohh, and they make great piranah bait, too!
I laughed my head off when I realised who TK-421 was.ISTJ: The Thought Police
ISTJs are characterized by loyalty, duty, and civic responsibility. As an ISTJ, you have a natural understanding of the value of civil harmony and order, and a deep-seated dislike of non-conformity, anarchy, and chaos.
For an ISTJ, work is very important to a sense of self-satisfaction. Happiness comes most easily for you when you have a job that allows you to express your ethic. Whether it's blasting traitorous rebel scum as a proud Imperial Stormtrooper or monitoring the population's cerebral implants searching for evidence of unauthorized thought patterns as one of the Thought Police, you're most satisfied when you are crushing the population beneath the iron boot heel of oppression on behalf of your masters.
RECREATION; ISTJs approach leisure with the same dedication they bring to spreading tyrrany and oppression. Common ISTJ pasttimes include cleaning their rifles, improving their marksmanship, betting on political dissidents in the Gladiator Arena, and macrame.
COMPATIBILITY: ISTJs are capable of stong emotional connections, bonding closely with the other ISTJs in their unit, platoon, or sector.
Famous ISTJs include TK-421, Torquemada, and Yuri Andropov.
MIND CONTROL RAYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAtest their mind control rays
http://forum.socionix.com
I don't see what's so important about the possibility of extraterrestrial life. It's just more people to declare war on.
EVERYONE PLZ CONTINUE TO UPLOAD INFINITE AMOUNT OF PICS OF "CUTE" CATS AND PUPPIES. YOU KNOW WE GIVE A SHIT!!
COMPATIBILITY: ENFPs are happiest in relationships with Tom Cruise.
How can I become an INTJ, please?
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
― Anais Nin
elbow tchaikovsky freezer burn
Muhahahahahahaaaa ....
*Runs around and zaps people with custom linux ported mind-ray while hooting and hollering ENTj accomplice rubs hands and fondels spy equipment*
*polishes gun, feeds dog....
*polishes gun, cleans barrell
*reattaches laser targeter
*puts on blur song 2
*polishes gun
*plans something
*polishes other gun
*pets dog
*feeds other dog
I dont see an ENFP doing a lesbian pillow fight and then having an orgy, I dont see them being as orgy people (I can smell a new thread coming on), I imagine ESFPs and ENTPs are more likely, as well as some judging types. Damn scientolgists
one thing that is not properly mentioned in many profiles (including the one I wrote for rMcNe) is the fact that we do have a great sense of justice. If we do not see justice in society met enough times and it hit closes enough to home we will either kill ourselves drinking, simply kill ourselves, become psycho vigalante (very true), or become evil (super psycho vigalante).. If an ISTP is in super psycho vigalante, they will be extremely thorough and strategic, incoporating guerilla tactics. Do NOT ask how I know this.... Good luck finding the body!
I was rolling laughing at the ESTJ one
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Left foot- Pink sockThe INTP can often understannd even the most subtle nuances of lattice quantum chromodynamics, but cannot perform more concrete tasks such as dressing himself, operating a motor vehicle, or opening a door.
Right foot- Purple sock
Gee....
*As Herzblut slowly realizes that no one likes ESTPs*Originally Posted by Herzblut
ISTP: The Psycho Vigilante
ISTPs are quiet, unassuming people, who tend to be mechanically gifted but withdrawn and reserved. ISTPs often need a great deal of personal space and "alone time," which may give others the impression that they are aloof; in reality, this time is necessary to hide their secret identities.
The typical ISTP leads a dual life; his outward reserve and quiet masks an inward seething rage at the injustice of life--often, the death of a loved one at the hands of a criminal. In this secret life, the ISTP uses his mechanical gifts to create a terrifying arsenal of bizarre weapons with which to strike fear into the heart of evil. Sometimes, ISTPs may become evil themselves, either slowly over a long period of time or in response to a perceived rejection from the very people they are trying to save.
--> I should kill you for saying that.
RECREATION: ISTPs are happiest when they are building and constructing--either new weapons to smite their enemies, or new plots to destroy those who oppose them. They have a very industrial sense of aesthetics, and can spend hours absorbed in the appreciation of works of art such as a 1969 Hemi Cuda retrofitted with missile launchers and ejection seats.
COMPATIBILITY: ISTPs don't often get along well with their extroverted cousins, Evil Overlords and Mad Scientists. Instead, they prefer the company of INTPs, or perhaps their pets. Romantic relationships with ISTPs tend to be drawn-out, tragic affairs, filled with bitterness, longing, and teenage angst. The sex is usually pretty good, however.
--> Damn straight! (except for the part about INTPs... *shudders*
Famous ISTPs include Spider-Man, Q, and Magneto.
--> Mentioned Q but not James Bond?
And just for kicks, the "Real" MBTI way to tell your type.
http://intuitivecentral.com/forum/showthread.php?t=961
*Rocky promises himself that he won't get mad... it's just a stupid ENTJ... that's all.*
I whole heartedly disagree.Originally Posted by Herzblut
At least that test finally explains why I like ISFPs so much.
As for me, I come out un-typeable. (Go figure ).
... just a joke...Originally Posted by Herzblut
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Lesbian orgies... I dont see ENFPs doing this as much as
ENTPs and ESFPs
unless anyone has some stories???
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*evil grin*Originally Posted by NFp-
I love ENFPs.
Hell no, Cruise is an ENFJ. I think Penelope Cruz is actually INFP, anyways. ENFPs compatability is James Bond."COMPATIBILITY: ENFPs are happiest in relationships with Tom Cruise".
I never liked this guy. Really. So does my ISFp sister and every lady in my family.
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Here is a description I found that I thought to be hilarious .At the bottom - INTP, INTJ. Here we should have all the INT's - that is to say, the iNtuitive Thinkers, be they judging or perceiving. These types tend to care very little about other human beings, as they value logic and are very cold. They live in thir own mathematical world, removed from all human concerns. The INTPs are the lowest of the low, and can also be quite dangerous. They are best left to work on simple tasks that all the other types hate, as they have very high boredom thresholds and can be left to work on boring columns of figures, or program computers, or work on assembly lines, without any real personal problems. They enjoy being ordered around and told what to do, and as long as their orders don't involve interacting with other people they are very happy. These types are very autistic in nature, and like most idiot savants they can sometimes show a remarkable facility for impressive but ultimately useless tasks, such as typesetting in TeX or memorising Star Trek dialogue. These types tend to look quite thin and pasty, and take little care over their personal appearance. They often have small, peering eyes and tend to be quite short and ugly. Spots are common. They do not make suitable romantic mates for anyone, and are really best kept away from the opposite sex.
Ive always disliked Tom Cruise immensely.
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Oh, well... that rather... cruel.They do not make suitable romantic mates for anyone, and are really best kept away from the opposite sex.
Don't you worry, an ENFp will come along and take him under her wings.
:wink:
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
― Anais Nin
These irrational thought patterns may sometimes cause INFPs to run off and join the circus, the Resistance, or the Rebellion, where they tend to do well in any position requiring excellent hand-eye coordination or mastery of the Force.
Oh, man! That's me! But wait . . . does that mean we would make better lesbians?Originally Posted by HarryBottom
<--- Me pouring out all my love on you!
Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints.
INFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist
Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.
INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.
RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.
COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.
Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.
And to think that I'm the most regular user of the term "It's a conspiracy!" around, and that I just wrote a four-page essay for school detailing exactly why the most boring article in the world is in reality a cover-up for a conspiracy...
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
(Very good place for emoticons. Right-click on the one you want and select "properties" for direct link)
Of course. And it all makes sense now...Originally Posted by Pedro-the-Lion
That site is hilarious!! LOL!!
I especially appreciated (as well as my own - isfj) the ENTJ one, after having an ENTJ boss the past couple of years.
I think the ISFP part is halarious. Others types too.
ISFP, SEI
I think the egghead description is the story of my life.
Laura
Myers-Briggs INTP
Socionics INTj, mixed subtype