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    My mom won’t let me buy a treadmill to put in the basement, and besides I have too many waifu pillows and various love devices taking up the used-to-be ample space down here.

    She might let me get a cat, which I’d have to at least bend down for sometimes to take care of.

    I dunno. I used to be trim and slim like my profile picture, but after the winter holidays it’s been getting worse recently. Any suggestions?

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    Have you tried eating less

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    Some fitness people post their workouts on YouTube. You could try that. Also walking outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poptart View Post
    Have you tried eating less
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    Some fitness people post their workouts on YouTube. You could try that. Also walking outside.
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    Outside is a lot better game than Life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coeruleum Blue View Post
    Outside is a lot better game than Life.
    Let me ask my mom first if it’s age appropriate
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    According to the Te data, men with 'santa tums' have an 85% chance of dying early due to heart attack. So ask yourself do you want to die? Nvm I'm bad at this- sometimes I genuinely think death is better than being fit and popular, but that's probably not true.

    Think of all the pervy shit u want to do, and just accept that ppl usually only want to do those things with ppl who are fit- and let that be ur motivation. And don't turn into one of those boring Chads that has a good body but crappy sex. Have wonderful amazing sex + the good body! Uhh.... /looks at you like Oprah, channeling the power of the ancient Blue Overtone Monkey ((he wasn't always evil, okay)). You can do it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazaam View Post
    According to the Te data, men with 'santa tums' have an 85% chance of dying early due to heart attack. So ask yourself do you want to die? Nvm I'm bad at this- sometimes I genuinely think death is better than being fit and popular, but that's probably not true.

    Think of all the pervy shit u want to do, and just accept that ppl usually only want to do those things with ppl who are fit- and let that be ur motivation. And don't turn into one of those boring Chads that has a good body but crappy sex. Have wonderful amazing sex + the good body! Uhh.... /looks at you like Oprah, channeling the power of the ancient Blue Overtone Monkey ((he wasn't always evil, okay)). You can do it!

    In that case, I might have to turn into my dual, an SEE. Which is impossible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpin is pimpin View Post
    In that case, I might have to turn into my dual, an SEE. Which is impossible.
    You also don't wanna be wide

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    You also don't wanna be wide
    I wanna become narrower than Gulenko’s penis and tighter and tauter than Aushura’s deceased and parched Soviet poosy
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    Lmao I pulled a MissDucki. I actually didn't mean to warn the post, but I guess you violated the HR department rules.

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    There are also plenty of Nintendo Switch fitness games to choose from if you don't want to do regular workouts.

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    Would it be possible the use the stuff taking up the ample space to train?
    Make obstacle courses, carry them, lift them, stuff like that.
    Or dance your ass off for waifu pillows.

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    Couch to 5k, it teaches you how to run (if you find it hard)

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    You gotta do intermittent fasting and when you eat eat healthy several ounces of dark leafy greens and move your body. If it’s too cold wear warm clothes and go out for exercise. I do calasthenics in the winter. YouTube exercises junkies are your best friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynn View Post
    There are also plenty of Nintendo Switch fitness games to choose from if you don't want to do regular workouts.
    Thank you. Do you have any favorites?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beautiful sky View Post
    You gotta do intermittent fasting and when you eat eat healthy several ounces of dark leafy greens and move your body. If it’s too cold wear warm clothes and go out for exercise. I do calasthenics in the winter. YouTube exercises junkies are your best friend
    I’m fast. Intermittently. But not sure if I can fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adage View Post
    Would it be possible the use the stuff taking up the ample space to train?
    Make obstacle courses, carry them, lift them, stuff like that.
    Or dance your ass off for waifu pillows.
    My good waifus get noticeably concerned for me when I dance in front of them.

    You reminded me that I occasionally go out and have danced, but I feel like I’m about to be kicked out at any moment every time because I sweat so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethany View Post
    Couch to 5k, it teaches you how to run (if you find it hard)
    5k? There are only 3 Ks in Ku Klux Klan. What are the other two?
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    It makes me look like a good Nurse Ratched moderator, okay. So just leave it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpin is pimpin View Post
    My good waifus get noticeably concerned for me when I dance in front of them.

    You reminded me that I occasionally go out and have danced, but I feel like I’m about to be kicked out at any moment every time because I sweat so much.
    Your good waifus should encourage you more, lol.

    There are treatment for excessive sweating.
    Have you ever tried yoga? It's good to reduce and manage stress with all the breathing exercises and that can help reduce sweating if it's induced or agravated by stress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adage View Post
    Your good waifus should encourage you more, lol.

    There are treatment for excessive sweating.
    Have you ever tried yoga? It's good to reduce and manage stress with all the breathing exercises and that can help reduce sweating if it's induced or agravated by stress.
    It would help me manage stress if we did some breathing exercises together~
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpin is pimpin View Post
    Thank you. Do you have any favorites?
    Ring Fit Adventure (and maybe Fitness Boxing 2 as an addition).

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpin is pimpin View Post
    It would help me manage stress if we did some breathing exercises together~
    Lol
    I'll have to pass, breathing exercises stress me for some reason. I'm the kind who panics when someone says "breath", haha.

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    You could also cut out sugar from your diet - including the added sugar which is unfortunately everywhere.

    https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/30-days-no-sugar

    The withdrawal symptoms at first can be a bit harsh, though, if your brain is already addicted to sugar and your body is used to it. But depends on your previous diet anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynn View Post
    You could also cut out sugar from your diet - including the added sugar which is unfortunately everywhere.

    https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/30-days-no-sugar

    The withdrawal symptoms at first can be a bit harsh, though, if your brain is already addicted to sugar and your body is used to it. But depends on your previous diet anyways.
    But then I’d have to cut you out too sweetie~
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