Originally Posted by Shazaam
According to the Te data, men with 'santa tums' have an 85% chance of dying early due to heart attack. So ask yourself do you want to die? Nvm I'm bad at this- sometimes I genuinely think death is better than being fit and popular, but that's probably not true.
Think of all the pervy shit u want to do, and just accept that ppl usually only want to do those things with ppl who are fit- and let that be ur motivation. And don't turn into one of those boring Chads that has a good body but crappy sex. Have wonderful amazing sex + the good body! Uhh.... /looks at you like Oprah, channeling the power of the ancient Blue Overtone Monkey ((he wasn't always evil, okay)). You can do it!