My mom won’t let me buy a treadmill to put in the basement, and besides I have too many waifu pillows and various love devices taking up the used-to-be ample space down here.

She might let me get a cat, which I’d have to at least bend down for sometimes to take care of.

I dunno. I used to be trim and slim like my profile picture, but after the winter holidays it’s been getting worse recently. Any suggestions?

@Alive seems like a fit lad. Help a brother out?