Criticizing Religions

[lookin4waifu]

I'm living with a landlord who became all judgmental and self-righteous about the amount of internet I use. He called me an idolater and said that the reason I don't believe in God is because I don't want to give up my idolatry (the internet). Mind you, I work from home online, and he was made aware of this before I ever moved in. When he refused to let me use the internet service anymore, he attributed my anger to idolatry (rather than being able to comprehend why someone who uses the internet for income would be angry when it's revoked, when that was part of the package when moving in).

Honestly, just about every religious person I've ever met was this idiotic.

Everything you post about this landlord sounds annoying to deal with but also hilarious from a distance. Have you ever tried asking him if he’s been exorcised yet?

[Miss Maverick]

Everything you post about this landlord sounds annoying to deal with but also hilarious from a distance. Have you ever tried asking him if he’s been exorcised yet?

Oh, it's absolutely hilarious, yes. I didn't ask him that, but when he said I was wicked and evil, I responded, "Oh no! Better call an exorcist!"

He also has some music software and makes Christian rap music. I really enjoyed listening to it. It used to make me smile and laugh, because he sounded like he was trying to perform shamanism over top of a bouncy spring sound, or like he had a cold but he was trying not to cough while talking over an ice cream truck. That shit always made my day. It was like, "oh my god, are you sure you're not the one being crucified right now? You sound like you might have been hanging on a cross with no water for 3 days yourself. Someone help this man, I think he's being persecuted...Idk, this beat sounds like people are throwing stones, and then he's grunting as he gets hit. Thud, thud, thud, OOOUUUUH..."

[Coeruleum Blue]

Oh, it's absolutely hilarious, yes. I didn't ask him that, but when he said I was wicked and evil, I responded, "Oh no! Better call an exorcist!"

He also has some music software and makes Christian rap music. I really enjoyed listening to it. It used to make me smile and laugh, because he sounded like he was trying to perform shamanism over top of a bouncy spring sound, or like he had a cold but he was trying not to cough while talking over an ice cream truck. That shit always made my day. It was like, "oh my god, are you sure you're not the one being crucified right now? You sound like you might have been hanging on a cross with no water for 3 days yourself. Someone help this man, I think he's being persecuted...Idk, this beat sounds like people are throwing stones, and then he's grunting as he gets hit. Thud, thud, thud, OOOUUUUH..."

Yeah, at least Christian rap can be OK even if this guy isn't good at it and sounds like an annoying person. Even if he actually thinks you're evil, he could at least say why, rather than just being like "YOU ARE WICKED." Like the musical Wicked?

The Worst Worship Songs Ever. The most cringeworthy church songs… | by Dan Foster | Backyard Church | Medium

This list is really funny. This is the first place I found the full Jesus N-word song after hearing it sampled too. Your landlord probably doesn't sound like an out-of-touch rural 75-year-old but probably raps just as badly.