ENTP: Hey man, what's up?
INTJ (sounding forced): Not much. What about you?
ENTP: Not a lot. Probably going out to a movie later. Want to come?
INTJ: Nah, I think I'll just stay here. Me and my guild are on a raid monster.
ENTP: Dude, how many hours have you spent playing this game?
INTJ: (types /played) 894.
ENTP: HAHAHA. That's insane. Dude, quit being a vagina mcginestein and come out with us. I got chronic.
INTJ: I'll come out some other time. I'm busy.
ENTP: What, you scared your internet posse will think you're dissing them for "rl"? ahahaha, come on dude.
INTJ: *shakes head*
ENTP: ....Dude, you look really pale. When was the last time you ate....or slept? ahahaha
INTJ: *ignoring ENTP*
INTJ: *ingoring ENTP*
ENTP: You're scared a girl might want to touch your penis.
INTJ: (gives piercing glare) Why are you such an asshole!!
ENTP: I've got a better question: Why am I such an asshole?
INTJ: Fine I'll go! But you're still a fucking asshole!
ENTP winks into camera. :wink: