Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
Tinder is not looking good. There aren’t very many ESIs at all, and 85% of the people in my age group look like walruses or serial killers.

Marry young, people, before all the good ones are gone.
Let's be constructive:
If you adjust the age fork on Tinder to 18-22 you might be able to match with beauties who are willing to give you company for some €€ or $$. They are pretty common.