Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
Tinder is not looking good. There aren’t very many ESIs at all, and 85% of the people in my age group look like walruses or serial killers.

Marry young, people, before all the good ones are gone.
My plan is to just abduct someone I like and ask forgiveness when/if they fall in love with me. Seems a lot more simple than dealing with dating apps.