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    They first have to get your foot out of their butts.

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    I heard it was about it being the one time they can think about stuff in peace.
    Kind of sucks when your quiet space smells of shit.

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    I thought it was all about the composition.
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    It's good to get it all out of your system at once.
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    Is this a thing? I didn't know we took any longer than women lol
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    usually they sit there reading their phones, news papers.

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    Sometimes it occurs to us to hold back from pushing and let things flow at their own time. It is an exercise in trusting one's body and life at large.
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    It's nice to have a justified excuse to just sit around not doing much

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    I wonder if some seek to perform this feat

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    Not true. I won't elaborate on this, but all I have to say is that I have many real life counter examples
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    Bad diet?

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    stimulating prostates & teasing vagus nerves

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    Having worked as a cleaner, I can give you guarantee that women don't know how to get the fuck out of the bathroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LemurianLo View Post
    Having worked as a cleaner, I can give you guarantee that women don't know how to get the fuck out of the bathroom.
    I used to have to clean public park bathrooms and the women's always had ungodly, previously unimagined shit inside of it (literally..)

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    I've had to clean public restrooms too. One time, someone had smeared feces all over the floor. Bizarrely, they'd even managed to stick an entire clump of feces on the wall. Someone later told me that it was a common revenge tactic.

    Why would someone decide to take their time in the restroom? That may be one reason.
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    I have no direct experience with women’s public restrooms, but I’ve read that they are pretty terrible. Something about women being afraid of germs so they stand on the seat rather than sit and this can lead to unplanned results, but this might be sheer speculation on the part of the writer.

    Revenge against society works, too.

    FWIW, in my experience, the women I’ve dated or lived with always had immaculate bathrooms.

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