not sure what to say so I’m pasting what’s on my clipboard

[Mortalis]

Alright then, here we fucking go:

rɑr ​ɛks’θri ˈnʌzəlz, ˈpaʊnsɪz ɑn ju, u’wu ju soʊ wɔrm ˈkʊdənt hɛlp bʌt ˈnoʊtəs jʊər bʌlʤ i wʌlʤ i frʌm əˈkrɔs ðə flɔr ˈnʌzəlz jʊər nɛki wɛki tɪl’dɛ mɜr tɪl’dɛ, hihi, ənˈzɪps jʊər ˈbægi æs pænts, uf ˈbeɪbi ju soʊ ˈmʌski teɪk mi hoʊm, pɛt mi, ænd meɪk mi jʊrz ænd doʊnt fərˈgɛt tu stʌf mi si mi wæg maɪ ˈwɪdəl ˈbeɪbi teɪl ɔl fɔr jʊər bʌlʤ’i wʌlʤ’i kɪs’iz ænd lɪk’iz jʊər nɛk ʌm aɪ hoʊp ˈdædi laɪk iz ˈnʌzəlz ænd ‘wʌzəlz jʊər ʧɛst aɪ bi ˈgɪtən ˈθɜrsti heɪ, aɪ gɑt ə ˈlɪtəl ɪʧ, ju θɪŋk ju kæn hɛlp mi? ˈoʊnli ˈsɛvən ˈɪnʧəz lɔŋ, u’wu, pliz əˈdɑpt mi pɔz ɑn jʊər bʌlʤ æz aɪ lɪk maɪ lɪps (u’wu, ˈpʌnɪʃ mi pliz) baʊt tu hɪt ɛm wɪð ðɪs ˈfɜri ʃɪt (hi doʊnt si ɪt ˈkʌmɪn)

oh right it’s that monstrosity

In case you’re wondering why that, of all things, was in my clipboard:

I was doing a thing where I was testing out a text to speech thing (because my function headcanons need voices), and somehow I ended up on some random ipa-to-speech website because it was one with the most options, so now I have some sort of owo furry rap copypasta badly machine-translated into IPA, guess my type lol

[Sol]

guess my type lol

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