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btw I really wish Te types would stop pretending the Ti Male Hierarchy system doesn't exist because it does fucking exist and you know it. Stop putting your head in the sand, Te valuers. I mean to be fair it's probably nowhere near as rigid as I make it out to be but if you want to prove me wrong then use Se real world data please as I won't trust biased Te sources.
I mean u basically have 5 types of males:
Chad: Your classic super hunky Alpha males. Alpha positive Chads are serious and business minded, whereas Alpha negative Chads are party fiends and have a more fun sense of humor. Both are confident/arrogant and good looking and popular with people & especially of mainstream Karen society. Alpha Positive is like that Gary Stu from the 50 shades of Grey Novel and Alpha Negative is like your common run-of-the-mill mainstream male porn star or generic 'hunky bad boy.'
Barry: Beta Barries are often nice and diplomatic with others, like McDonald's Middle Managers. Beta Positives are often like those cute frat boys with a lot of empathy that just wanna learn stuff cuz they don't have the physical stamina that Alpha Negatives do. Barries can easily move up in the world career-wise "Beta Bucks", but nowhere near as fast and good as Alpha Positives. They understand psychology well & are good at reading other people but lack the genetic fitness & superiority to Chads even though they often are still cute/handsome. Beta Negatives are more angry and pissy at the world then Beta Positives. I'm a Beta Negative, like Invisible Jim said. LOLOLOL.
Sam: I'll call Gamma Males Sams like my dad, cuz my dad was named Sam and I think he was a Gamma male... Sams are mysterious, enigmatic and actually in some ways more 'alpha' then Beta Barry. But Sams are lower tier than Barry I think cuz Sams often have a genetic disease that makes them weak/fragile and their physical presence often isn't that good. Sams can be tall and good looking though- but they are usually more shy and gentle than Betas so they don't get a lot of attention unless you personally enjoy a Sam in a Fi way. They often are very 'artistic.' They are right in the middle of the system and are the heart of it all. So more than other type they can also seem like the other type categories as well. (like enneagram 9s) Gamma Positives are often like 'Alpha Male Positive-lite' and Gamma Negative Males are more socially awkward and gangly.
Dan: DAAAAANNN like Roseanne Barr calling out to Dan, these males are really goofable and loveable and just kind of dolt-ishly simplistic. Society wouldn't exist without Dans as they are the backbone doing all the real work. You always want to yell at them to fix your car or take out the trash. Dan Positives are just better looking than Dan Negatives- but both are the guy with a blue button down shirt and a fat gut sticking out and just kind of naturally obeys everything everybody says to do. The above three types- they are a lot more independent and rebellious than Dan is. Dan just wants to fit in and be normal and take out the trash for you and be boring. This is... kind of really endearing in a way but it's like jeesh, can't they form any opinions themselves other than "I agree with that. Want me to take out the trash?"
Jared: These omega males have interests that are too socially unacceptable for mainstream society to ever accept. Let's just call them Jareds based off of Jared Fogle from Subway. Their sexual interests are too cringe-worthy and bad, and they lack empathy for others but always whine about nobody having empathy for them when they are caught doing something stupid. Jared Positive... let's say Jared Positives still have some redeeming qualities even though they endlessly rant about what my little pony character they would be most compatible with whereas Jared Negatives are usually the people on Death Row for multiple sexual abuse violations regarding children.
So are you a Chad, a Barry, a Sam, a Dan or a Jared? lolololololol.
Last edited by Shazaam; 02-23-2021 at 02:03 AM.
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