@Biden will be 78 by the time he enters office if he wins, and we've already seen the disaster of a @Trump presidency, who is currently 74.
No one seriously believes that a septuagenarian is capable of giving such a job the full attention and energy it requires, it just isn't plausible. More likely he'll have a big team of staff and will take all the credit for himself.
I propose that Americans unite to elect me, @Santa Claus, as the next President of the United States via write-in votes.
I will make Puerto Rico, Greenland, the North Pole, and Washington D.C. states.
I will remove double taxation legislation. I will replace all tax with a land value tax. Fair's fair - I will pay all taxes due on all the real estate I own at current land valuation prices.
I will significantly increase funding into exploration for precious metals in the Arctic Circle.
I will introduce the addition of supplementary vitamins into a leading-brand of soda pop.
I will move Christmas to July 25th.
I will lower the minimum voting age to 2.
I will abolish blatant gerrymandering and gentrification.
To combat global warming I will get rid of Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Nebraska, and cover the land with solar panels. I will knock down the levees of the Mississippi River, and turn the states of Mississippi, Missouri, Kentucky, and Tennessee into swampland.
I will build two walls. One on the eastern borders of Washington-Oregon-Nevada-California, the other on the western border of the northeastern states. For the other states...sorry, you're on your own.
I will abolish life terms in our judicial system, for our prisons and our Supreme Court.
In unrelated news, due to the recent failings of the United States Postal Service, I will be delivering mail-in ballots to ensure that legitimate votes are counted!
I declare an interest in Coca-Cola.