Quote Originally Posted by ashlesha View Post
nobody else at my work does this : he is literally the guy who takes transparently smug joy in announcing that you're on mute.

EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN TALKING, BUT YOU'VE BEEN CALLED UPON AND YOU'RE STILL IN THE 3-SECOND TIMEFRAME NEEDED TO USE THE MOUSE TO UNMUTE

he can't stop won't stop
Well, realistically, he’s being true to himself. He’s treating you as if you were a technology-challenged SEI Dual who just needs some excellent advice from a random genius ILE.

”You have a microphone on your computer. You need to turn it on. You don’t have to thank me. I’m happy to help.”