1. Make a porno using a religious symbol as a dildo.
2. Burn all the world's most popular books and flags by shorting out an HD TV and PlayStation under them and using surfboards as kindling.
3. Make an actual Donald Trump cult and kill yourselves for Trump, especially if you're also religious quiver-full ideologues.
4. Start an annual tradition involving burning new cars with cows inside them by dousing them in gasoline.
5. Force people to get gay marriages.
6. Dress animals up as people and make them have sex in public as anti-furries.
7. Become a Social Justice Nazi.
8. Implant wombs in kidnapped men and impregnate them.
9. Make a site dedicated to caricatures of real people masturbating.