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    Default proof science is bullshit

    there is a 97% scientific consensus on round-earth theory but 100% christian consensus on the existence of jesus.
    And it was good.

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    Well in terms of theory of relativity the earth can be seen as a flat disk under certain conditions.

    You impregnated (raped?) human Maria and we got Jesus. Have you had coitus with other life forms? I have heard stories of divine animals.
    Measuring you right now

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    Truth is a spook.
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    Shut the fuck up, dumbass.


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    God doesn’t exist.

    Science trumps your hateful God.

    Disagree?

    I will E = MC HAMMER YOUR ASS
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    Even gravity won't hold back your tears from science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    there is a 97% scientific consensus on round-earth theory but 100% christian consensus on the existence of jesus.
    I don't care about all that. Why didn't I get the pink comforter when I was a child? Why did you give it to my sister instead, on Christmas morning, causing me to torture her emotionally for something that was your fault? I await your answer.

    Edit: and don't try to blame it on @Santa Claus

    “My typology is . . . not in any sense to stick labels on people at first sight. It is not a physiognomy and not an anthropological system, but a critical psychology dealing with the organization and delimitation of psychic processes that can be shown to be typical.”​ —C.G. Jung

     



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    God is a piece of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armalite View Post
    God is a piece of shit
    https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/...ng-every-kill/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post

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    I've always wondered what Bill Nye and God like to do in their free time..

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    Are you not, O holy one, the progenitor of science? Why do you hate your own creation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
    "God kills 14700 for complaining about God's killings"

    nice

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    ITT We are God's Hell.
    Does absolutely nothing, then dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreelancePoliceman View Post
    Are you not, O holy one, the progenitor of science? Why do you hate your own creation?
    looool your stupid
    Last edited by God; 10-24-2019 at 06:20 AM.
    And it was good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    looool your stupid
    Sorry, Lord.

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    My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ouronis View Post
    I've always wondered what Bill Nye and God like to do in their free time..
    Ever heard of multiverses? They have twisted plan I tell ya!
    Measuring you right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aylen View Post
    I don't care about all that. Why didn't I get the pink comforter when I was a child? Why did you give it to my sister instead, on Christmas morning, causing me to torture her emotionally for something that was your fault? I await your answer.

    Edit: and don't try to blame it on @Santa Claus
    ha I knew IEIs were evil.

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    you just cheat!
    Types examples: video bloggers, actors

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