LIE:
Hi, (ESI's name here).
Are you up for some tacos at Tmaz Taqueria in an hour or two? My treat.
ESI:
Please consider learning how to plan ahead a little further.
LIE:
Is that a "No"?
I haven't eaten yet.
ESI:
Or put another way, the chances of me showing up with an hours notice is zero to negative zero.
That is a no
LIE:
How about tomorrow for dinner? The taco place is closed, but Seva is open.
ESI:
You pretty much called me fat, which pretty much earned you a spot on the permanent poop list.
LIE:
What?
You're not fat.
I could not have called you fat because I don't believe you are fat, and I never lie. Not lying makes my life easier.
ESI:
You're the one that wins against the odds. Consider finding another girl who is more physically to your liking.
-Adam: Man, this woman is a hard sell.