Seriously Judicious Emotivist
Since the title was cut off at "Flying..." I was secretly hoping this would be "The True Story of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".
Landlord of the Dog and Duck
Just looking at wikipedia:
There is zero evidence this building was ever outside Italy.
There is zero evidence of it existing before the 12th century.
"According to Herbert Thurston, in some respects the Lauretan tradition is "beset with difficulties of the gravest kind", which were noted in a 1906 work on the subject. There are documents which indicate that a church dedicated to the Blessed Virgin already existed at Loreto in the twelfth and thirteenth centuries, that is, 180 years before the time of the supposed translation; and there is no mention of the supposed miraculous translation of the Holy House in 1472."