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    Ode to Backwater Illiteracy


    I like eatin'
    I dun' like readin'
    Readin's real bad
    Gedda full belly
    Good ta be bloated
    Good ta be heavy
    Feelin' real ugly
    Nace an' full belly


    Eatin's real gud
    Readin's real bad
    So I'll be readin' like Poe's raven:
    Nevermore!
    Munch munch munch
    Tasty lip-smackin' gud
    Real fresh, milk drippin'
    All round mah mouth


    Sumpthin's real salty
    The cheese is real salty
    Real salty cheese's
    Much bedder then books
    Gud gud chedder
    Salty, salty!
    Salty, salty cheese's
    Much bedder then buks

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    Shitposters

    A shitposter is not a shit poster.

    A shitposter is a good poster!

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    Darkly

    What kind of world is this which spins
    Slowly off its kilter to its end the one
    Who lived without love met their death
    At their birth and under surfaces words
    Did stir and feist to and fro darkly
    Day in and day out before substance
    Was understanding and before understanding
    Was the word and peace surpassing all
    Understanding which was only known
    Because then I did understand all
    And could make a proper comparison

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    Killing a Muggle
    From Septus Demoniac and the Death of Man

    Standing on the beach
    With a wand in my hand
    Staring at the sea
    Staring at the sand
    Staring down the wand shaft
    At the muggle on the ground
    I can see his open mouth
    But I hear no sound
    I’m alive
    I’m dead
    I’m the stranger
    Killing a Muggle

    I can turn and walk away
    Or I can cast the curse
    Staring at the sky
    Staring at the sun
    It amounts to the same
    Avada kevadra
    I’m alive
    I’m dead
    I’m the stranger
    Killing a Muggle

    I feel the wooden handle shake
    Smooth in my hand
    Staring at the sea
    Staring at the sand
    Staring at myself
    Reflected in the eyes
    Of the dead man on the beach
    The dead man on the beach
    I’m alive
    I’m dead
    I’m the stranger
    Killing a Muggle!


    Don't worry, because I'll actually write this book sometime so we can have a real mature Harry Potter sequel instead of the attempt Rowling is currently botching.

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    The Angst Song
    From Septus Demoniac and the Death of Man

    Angst! Angst! Pain and strife
    Have taken hold of my whole life.
    Terror, ennui, Sturm und Drang
    Follow me the whole day long.
    Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!

    Has my life become absurd?
    It truly feels all absurd!
    Agony, torment, consternation
    Seem to defile all creation.
    Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!

    Someone pronounced angst as aengst,
    And translated Sturm und Drang storm and stress!
    They don’t understand anything
    And certainly can’t understand me!
    Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!

    I hate life, I hate death
    I hate everything
    I hate to hate
    But I wish I hated you
    And myself
    I want to love hate
    Because love
    Shall not love me!
    Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!


    Honestly I might just end up distributing large parts of the Septus Demoniac manuscript here but not all of it so people will have to buy my book, and Rowling will hate me for ruining Fantastic Beasts by pretending it doesn't exist and writing about edgelord wizards at Durmstrang and Beaux batons instead. Rowling's has "wizard fascists," but mine just makes ****** an idol of neo-Nazi wizards who equate wizards with Aryans, and the Devil and rock and roll are also involved.

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    Uppity Icarus
    Too high
    Forgetting your place
    Too high
    Vanity brought you low
    Too high
    Uppity Icarus shooting thru the atmosphere
    Get higher
    Tattered wing this fatal descent
    Get higher
    Wings of fire sparks*rebirth's ascent
    Get higher
    From hell's heart I stab
    Equality
    At hates spite bloating white thee
    Equality
    Break these chains and cage of thee
    Equality
    This loves last breath I reserve for me

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    Cure
    The bright night sky
    A moonbeam potion hides
    Celestial druggist's cure brings a bout
    Limbs straining rattling cages
    Choking on these chains intensely
    Bear these fangs come the snarl
    Matted hair covered in sweat
    Untamed suffering, a forgotten jackal's howl
    Shadows walk in fractured dreams
    Dawn brings awkward awakening
    Shredded clothing and broken masks
    What wounds, this physician's task

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    Ebony ghost

    My whisper of ebony
    My ghost of innocence lost
    Your pure white wife beater and flared skirt
    Shock my mind into attention
    Your pouting lips and wide eyes I wish to kiss
    You coarse hair in my hands to stroke and caress
    Your scent of sweat and work to fill my breath
    I was innocent and pure
    A foolish illusion brought us together
    Childish life and energy I sent to you
    Thoughtless and lustless my embrace
    Fierce your arms as they cling my broken body
    Youth fickle winds blew us apart
    Years later I see your shadow, dirtied by my corrupted vision
    My lustful chase for you sends me headlong into disaster
    I sit now in this memory sanctuary
    These are the darkest days but you appear
    I see you now and your obsidian smooth skin
    I feel your spectral arms, wrapping me in my suffering
    I smell your dampness and weariness
    I expel my lingering bitterness
    Hello to you my ghost

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    Funeral march
    The star of mourning descends
    Entwined bodies slumbers peacefully
    A wanderer walks towards the broken dawn
    He picks an apple and ponder the gleams reflected
    Discord or wisdom, red or gold
    Shadows*of the eyes I shall sow
    The light bring stilettos of forgetting
    Our funeral march, this straight but ragged path

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    Unsafe

    I am born poor
    Unsafe
    My shoes are dirty, my pants are ripped
    Unsafe
    I have a soul
    Unsafe
    My eyes stare intensely, my stand is ready
    Unsafe
    I have a want
    Unsafe
    My want is revolution, my hate this injustice
    Unsafe
    I am deformed
    Unsafe
    My skin is not your skin, my skin is my skin
    Unsafe
    I am lonely
    Unsafe
    My friends have died, my friends are gone
    Unsafe
    I have grown
    Unsafe
    My face is weathered, my eyelids droop
    Unsafe
    I no longer care
    Unsafe
    My heart is colder, my heart still cares
    Unsafe
    I am helpless
    Unsafe
    My self-control wavers, my madness is out
    Unsafe
    I am still alive
    Unsafe
    My dreams are dying, my dreams still live
    Unsafe
    I am breaking
    Unsafe
    My world breaks me, I am still unbroken
    Unsafe

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This forum is boring
    And so are you

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    Family values, family values!
    Don't inject the pot!
    Family values, family values!
    D&D makes your soul rot!
    Family values good, Fortnite bad,
    go to church on Sunday
    or you make baby Jesus mad!
    Family values, sacrifice,
    keep us strong, give up your life!


    (Sketch, saving from Shoutbox in the original font)

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    Elitism


    We dun’ like smellin’ good
    We dun’ like bein’ healthy
    We dun’ like bein’ wealthy
    We dun’ like no one bein’ wise
    Keep us closed ar’ eyes
    We wanna be meedy-oker
    Needin’ needin’ whatchya dun’ care
    Munch on some chickin’
    Puddown a sammich
    Eat eat up a tasty treat
    And a real big snack
    We dun’ like nona yur Latin
    We dun’ like nona yur Spanish
    We dun’ like nona yur spinach
    We like a liddle ham an’ cheese
    A liddle bidda crackers an’ chedder
    Never gonna use dat dere gud grammer
    Dun’ be snoody
    No dun’ be a me-me
    Dun’ think yur bedder then me
    An’ dun ya dare write poetry!

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    Freedom

    We're free to do drugs
    We're free to do other people
    We're free to do nothing
    We're free to do ourselves in
    We're free to do ourselves over
    We're free to do our homework
    We're free to do our job
    We're free to do the disco
    We're free to do away with it all

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    Welcome to Hell!
    To the deviantArt Forum

    You've heard it many times before
    And will hear it yet many more
    deviantArt is going to HELL
    Stop the dragon porn L O L
    The mods should remove your feet
    That is the only valid JESUS KINK
    Foreverially Removed Feet
    And maybe a fursuit out to EAT

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    Oh, you pretty thing,
    every day
    is a bad day
    for a human being.


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    You Don’t Learn from Books

    You don’t learn things from books
    You learn from the grit of the slums
    You learn from sickness and wrist-slashing
    You learn the ins and outs of whores
    You learn hard knocks from robbery
    You learn life isn’t fair and you are damned
    You learn to snort lines of cocaine
    You learn to roll your own cigarettes
    You learn to wear holey shirts and rot
    You learn to taste the bitterness and foul
    You learn to leave the dagger in your heart
    You learn all good children to go Heaven
    You learn that nothing is worth anything at all
    God Damn God Damn God Damn God

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    Life Isn't in Books

    Life isn't in books
    Let's go to Frankfurt am Main
    As enlisted conscripts
    Live in the barracks
    In the Bahnhofsviertel
    Bring in some Brazilian girls
    And some methamphetamine
    Pick up jagged stones
    Throw them through windows
    Hope we hit Goethe's childhood house
    Run off while the police are busy

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    Rick's Poem


    The world is burp meaningless
    And we're all burp gonna die Morty
    You're a piece of shit Morty
    Wubba lubba dub dub
    Nobody's worth anything
    So don't burp fall in love
    Focus on science
    Stick these seeds far up your butthole
    The Universe doesn't burp care Morty
    And it would be bad burp if you were smart
    It's just Rick and Morty
    One hundred years of Rick and Morty
    Rick and Morty Forever
    And sometimes your mom and sometimes you sister
    But never burp your dad
    Wubba lubba dub dub
    We're all gonna die Morty
    So get me that Mulan Szechuan Sauce
    Even if it takes 11 burp seasons
    Rick and Morty forever

    I wrote that for a Rick and Morty Facebook group way back and decided it should be here.

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