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    Post Post Your Writing

    If you write literature, poetry, fantasy, journalism, or anything else, please post it here.


    Places to publish:
    https://www.rattle.com/ takes a large volume of poetry from people who don't necessarily have MFAs while still being quite respectable, and does a weekly current events column
    https://english.cornell.edu/epoch-magazine-0 Cornell's official poetry magazine, free submissions via mail only


    Other links:
    Free poetry publishing: https://www.dreamhomebasedwork.com/e...poetry-online/
    General writing contests: https://jerryjenkins.com/writing-contests/
    Flash fiction contest: https://www.fundacioncesaregidoserrano.com/en/
    Blog hosting: https://wordpress.com/create/?utm_so...E&gclsrc=aw.ds
    Writing prompts, for people who feel they can safely avoid "writing about ideas": https://writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com/
    Possibly a paranoid rant: https://www.chronicle.com/article/Ho...erature/144531
    Definitely a paranoid rant: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...matter/305062/
    Also look for poetry, flash fiction, etc. groups on social media sites you already use such as Facebook, Twitter, deviantArt, etc.
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    For your throne I tread with you

    The sun was now setting,
    And they were looking
    For redemption
    At the old end of the rainbow.
    There is no redemption,
    And there is no end of the rainbow.
    Move on.
    What is this life we are thrust into?
    Move on.
    You will wander forever,
    Crushing your own bones to dust,
    No matter what end you seek,
    No matter how ceaselessly you tread.

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    Dumpling makers

    Behind glass
    Black and brown dumpling maker
    Invisible chains puppeteer your motions
    White and yellow dumpling maker
    A owners awkward smile your soul feels empty
    A signs says "No pictures"
    Unbearable shame for masters and slaves
    A signs says "No pictures"
    The maddening gaze of the animal audience
    A signs says "No pictures"
    We have made a zoo here
    And these dumplings are made of people

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    I have published some writing on the internet, including a philosophical essay, two in-progress books, and a short story. They can be read here: https://www.booksie.com/portfolio-vi...-245008/page-1

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    Wanderer in the Sky

    Do you know the story of Adam and Eve
    If you have heard it
    I'm sad to say words decieve
    The apple core left mangled and bit

    Was a story of a wanderer in the sky
    Saw Eve in the field
    Washing her hair letting it dry
    Fell in love the wanderer was reeled

    He perched himself on a tree
    A fruit of knowledge plucked and polished
    To set her heart free
    A gift wrapped and relished

    She took the gift wonderful and pleasant
    Brought to Adam a present
    They cleaved the flesh in two
    And ate generously entwined

    Wanderer from the sky saw a beautiful feast
    And leaped away mourning
    Knowing impossibile love, the mark of the beast
    A star sinking on the morning

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    Do you have
    Do you have
    What it takes to
    To make a new person?
    To not be sought after
    Yet be in peace
    And why
    Why do you think
    You need to
    you?
    honest labor needs no master

    Nothing good is a miracle, nothing lovely is a dream.

    Επί πάντων μέμνησο τα έσχατά σου, και ου μη αμαρτήσης

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    OK, I'll share, too:

    "To keep your disposition shiny, keep your expectations tiny."

    Lol.

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    I'M LOST, I'M LOST, I'M LOST.


    I NEED MY COMPASS,
    YOU CAN HELP ME NAVIGATE.


    BUT YOU JUST THROW ME OVERBOARD.


    I'M LOST, I'M LOST, I'M LOST.


    I NEVER KNOW THE TIME.


    I'M NOT GUILTY WHEN LOST.
    I DON'T HAVE A CRIME.
    And I'm what you desire, like a siren in the night



    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall
    Everyone, pls give Bled some likes. He craves the likes much like Suedehead craves the cock.
    7w6 2w3 8w9 - The Free Spirit

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    what i now hold in my breath is poised, a leaf trembling in the wind, the feeling of static sizzling between your fingers and the doorknob - you don't know it's there until you feel it, and then you wonder how you hadn't noticed it before. what i hold on my tongue is venom, and i hold it there precariously. i dare not attack - my own venom is poisonous to my soul. my own words, which twist and turn like a boomerang as sharp as all the hurt that has been festering inside me; if i throw it, it will come back. it always comes back: to haunt, laugh echoing in the confines of my spirit, cackling voice taunting me until i break under its weight, never bending. the only way to keep myself from throwing is to lodge the sharp end deep inside my heart; to let it break my ribs, pierce my lungs and make my breath hitch as the rhythm stops. then rip it back out and let the floodgates open, blood pulsing out: i am angry, angry and thunderous and you have done this and still, i have decided not to hurt you. i am better - and let the knowledge that i have been merciful haunt you instead.


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    Nyctalopia.


    the river
    you heard a sound in the forest
    and had to protect me
    you heard a siren in /the river/
    and had to leave me


    nights and days spinning in
    the river


    the castle
    its walls branch out like a snowflake
    but the people
    they're all that's stuck to us


    knights and dames spinning in
    the river


    the river the river the river
    And I'm what you desire, like a siren in the night



    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall
    Everyone, pls give Bled some likes. He craves the likes much like Suedehead craves the cock.
    7w6 2w3 8w9 - The Free Spirit

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    I tried
    So hard
    To play it by the book
    Shut out the voice, so I could be
    The unassuming tool
    But now
    I wake
    And everywhere I look,
    All the land is burned, and the world's gone cruel

    Life, it gives us just one shot
    To rise above the night,
    But when we falter, future turns
    To endless fight or flight
    Lifetimes of fear, this hell inside,
    My hopes and dreams have bled and died
    This toll I can't repay,
    But tonight,
    I wipe this world away


    I'm the dragon ablaze,
    In hellfire and fury, at terminal velocity
    Swell in the pain,
    Taking everyone with me, a smiling ending
    To a life that was a joke,
    And when you're born so broke,
    The Void's a friend close to your heart
    Tonight, I go back home,
    And I just can't wait,
    I can't wait for the end to start

    When you've murdered something beautiful,
    There's nothing left to say,
    And nothing that you do about it
    Will ever make me stay
    No reason to be here,
    And I'm not real,
    In love with all this hate I feel
    Tonight, I take them with me,
    And I just can't wait,
    Can't wait for the end to start


    It feels so wrong to let it all go sometimes
    So strange how we're born to chase down pain
    But year by year, it's added up
    I won't slow down, I cannot stop
    Lip-kiss the Void,
    And I'll see you there


    We crawl in twilight,
    Miscarried dreams,
    A dawn that's tearing at the seams
    We dangle by a horsehair from
    The edge of our small world
    So no more building castles; I will not be fooled again
    Lip-kiss the Void,
    It fills my soul with warmth
    Quote Originally Posted by Singu View Post
    Shut the fuck up, dumbass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mu4 View Post
    Dumpling makers

    Behind glass
    Black and brown dumpling maker
    Invisible chains puppeteer your motions
    White and yellow dumpling maker
    A owners awkward smile your soul feels empty
    A signs says "No pictures"
    Unbearable shame for masters and slaves
    A signs says "No pictures"
    The maddening gaze of the animal audience
    A signs says "No pictures"
    We have made a zoo here
    And these dumplings are made of people
    Soylent Banana and Soylent Truffle are people!

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    Wu Kong (無 空)

    I am disgusted by your disgust
    I will steal your jouissance
    My body made five fold immortal
    My stick brings the night a havoc
    Your heavens tremble and split
    Your nirvana I shall shatter
    I grasp your 72 transformations
    I burn your books with my name
    I eat your peaches in your garden
    I drink your forbidden wine
    We merge our pills into one
    We realize we are not empty

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    Praise the Internet

    Praise the Internet
    Realm of light blue as sky
    Source of ethereal song
    Space of connection omnipresent
    Of peace in Discord
    Of all worldly knowledge
    Book of all our lives' Googols
    Book of all our Faces
    Language of the Tweeters
    And all Instant Grams
    Green as a Bit's Coin
    Lush primordial Amazon
    Four corners of creation
    Surfing immaterial
    Web which spans the world
    Ever live Cyberspace
    Every place which is no place

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    Kill your father and fuck your mother,
    Just not literally. It's my problem-free
    Philosophy.

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    Pushkin really paid the bills
    Shakespeare shook a spear
    Schiller found some shillings more
    Basho wasn't here

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    The Bourgeoisie

    The Bourgeoisie got a job
    They got a job but no money
    The money is in the bank account
    Time is not worth money
    The money sits in the bank account
    They try to pass the time
    They never spend any of the money
    The job goes on for years more
    They have to leave their job
    They try and can't take the money
    It wasn't much anyways
    At least the job is over

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    Hopeless

    What is hope
    But hopelessness bouncing
    At the bottom of a well
    Sinking angels dancing
    Striving from their fell
    From heaven we are descending
    A crash we start ascending
    Our bitter arcs ever shorter
    Dragged down by inevitable gravity
    Our spring time ever narrower
    Drained from us our mortality
    A prayer our hands carefully make
    A god our prayers he forsakes
    It is the devil that hears
    It is the devil in us that dares

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    google it but never experience it in your room.
    shampoo the flowers and tell them to love you
    watch their arms break in the wind
    what kind of house do you build with their roots?
    never understood you
    And I'm what you desire, like a siren in the night



    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall
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    As you can see I was cooking
    Measuring you right now

    Winning is for losers

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    For my Quasimodo

    Almost and Merely

    Almost a man, man I am merely
    My bells ring for you
    A cage of disgust I wear wearily
    With chains a frightened monster hisses at you
    Here I only love these bells ringing
    From the towers I see the city of lights
    A child of flower sings, her ankles tinkling
    A blessed, pure and holy sight
    Our bodies changed, our fates entwined
    A woman she is, woman she is merely
    A life blooms a beautiful song from her
    A wanting host comes with three furies
    Crystal caged flowers she holds close to her
    A death's march rides four horseman
    My bell rings for these devils in me
    A pyre and pit dug my hearseman
    I burn this body and mind heretic for me
    Ashes of a man, a man almost merely
    My dreams are soot, my dark embers new materials
    A heaven I deny, these devils remain obscurely
    My more worlds, my hell stands my abyss
    A man almost, merely a man of toil
    This struggle becomes undone, from my curse I recover
    Again I push upon this mortal coil
    Ananke, Ananke, these ringing bells shall deliver

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    For the devils in me

    Confessions

    In the name of love
    Terrible deeds I commit
    In the name of love
    Dignity and respect I forfeit
    In the name of love
    Imagined betrayals I repay vengefully
    In the name of love
    I punish the innocent for fear of the guilty
    In the name of love
    I forget my kindness and charity
    In the name of love
    I lost all my love to vanity
    Repent

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    earth is flat
    Jesus is my friend
    we like to hang out in the depths of Hell
    fuck you bitch

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    Repentence

    I have done terrible things
    Now begins my purgatory
    Me and my penitents
    No dreams in my sky
    No flowers in my garden
    Ashes, ashes of my deeds
    I till the soil
    I plow the field
    Will any more seeds grow

    Mes are chained to one another
    No keys and no locks either
    So talk and listen to no other
    For no one else can hear us there is no another
    Confess our hearts to one another
    Fight our battles between one another
    Find forgiveness for one another
    Lonely repentant forever we are brothers

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    Sanctuary

    There a is no cage
    There are no bars
    There is only a frothing mob
    A host of bitter hate
    Rushing headlong to destroy
    A monster screams
    Sanctuary
    I am the mob
    I am monsters too
    Almost a human, merely a human
    I need sanctuary

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    Fighting in the shade

    Fighting in the shade
    Poisoned arrows rain from the sky
    Hooked and round points stings this flesh
    Yellowed, browned and blackened our skin
    Impure these darts sing
    I have a prism
    It shows that white
    Is colored but equal
    Your powdered makeup cracks, this vanity
    With this chalice of filth I crown you
    My light is a pure light
    And I now repel this bitterness
    My black bile this insecure hungry abyss
    But this is no true darkness
    Bask in our pure light
    These eye's shadows we fight

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    Hope

    Angels roasting in a pit of fire
    War is over
    Burning revolutionaries left smoldering
    We chose evil
    We chose damnation
    Deserving
    We pray to god and we are forsaken
    Only these cursed hear these prayers
    Our own good for us to choose
    Salvation
    Damnation
    Spread these arms in agony
    Hope

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    College Students are Very Special



    College students are very special
    Their classes are a special education
    Biologically mature yet still children
    College kids enjoy putting down a sammich
    They ask for the easiest classes
    They want to get those easy As
    They run around in baggy sweatpants
    Covered in sweat from not washing
    Covered in grime because they have no time
    Adult children get a very special education

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    Three More Years of Der Die Das
    To college administration, for slashing the budget of humanities departments



    Three more years of der die das
    And three more of war ich was
    And reading not a thing we do
    It’s Kinder-Singen-Time, yoohoo

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    To You, Capable of Nothing


    You, capable of nothing
    Have never felt your heart aflame
    Have never thirsted with desire
    Never lusted for life, broad and deep
    You turn on your head only
    So you may say all are beneath you
    And when you fall on your head
    Your neck snaps like a dead twig

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    The End of your Worthless Life


    When you at last do reach
    The end of your worthless life
    Your own limbs will feel heavy
    The ground itself will crush you
    Your mind shall weigh on you heavily
    No one shall be there to bear it
    Your life shall bear down upon you
    You shall moan heavily and rasp
    The moans themselves crushed under dust
    Your life will bear on you without end
    Your death did suffocate it from the start
    You were alone in life and in death
    Your mind was buried upside-down in earth
    Your heart did not beat but only squirmed
    You turned against all things, crushed yourself

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    Your Suicide


    Your life was real stinky
    A poop clog was in your brain
    Desire never once stirred with your heart aflame
    You spewed sputum and phlegm across the old wall
    Your temperament was nervous and you froze up
    You lacked all constitution and all character
    You had a nice bottle of doctor medicine in the cabinet
    You put them all in your chewy sammich
    You started slipping down with some ham in your mouth
    The whites of your eyes were the color of American cheese
    You let out a small burp on your weak breath
    It tasted like Heinz ketchup which was red as blood

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    Blessed Yearning


    Dare tell no one, but they wise be
    For the masses just have disdain
    The living will my praise see
    That which yearns for death in flame

    In the coolness of love’s midnight
    Where you begat and were begotten
    You watch the silent candlelight
    Overcome by feeling forgotten

    No longer are you surrounded
    By darkness’s acclimation
    And new desire is abounded
    For a higher copulation

    Yet no distance gives you trouble
    You come flying out, spellbound
    And at last, light’s rapture doubles
    You, moth, in flame are drowned

    And as long as you cannot
    Meet this: Death and Rebirth!
    You are but a gloomy guest
    On the darkened Earth

    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


    One of my favorite classical German translations I did a year and a half ago and I might revise if I translate more of the book it's from. Posting this here feels somewhat odd but I hope people here get something out of it since all the West-Eastern Divan translations that are even somewhat true to form are constantly getting scrubbed from the Internet.

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    Exit Boris the Spider


    We didn’t win two World Wars
    To be bossed around by a Kraut
    By the time next month starts
    From Europe, we’ll be out
    We English will watch our football
    We’ll have our tea and crumpets
    The rest of the wide world
    Will not believe we’re muppets

    Boris, don’t you know
    You’re being quite xenophobic
    When we meet in Brussels’s snow
    We’ll see Merkel and do aerobics
    We are Britain international
    Great among the nations
    Stop pissing territorial
    You backwater humiliation

    Does Merkel wear a Pickelhaube
    As she eats young British Kinder
    Or does she wish Mediterraneans to raube
    As she burns them into cinders?

    Boris, your German is no good
    Worse, your insinuations
    That Germans are monsters, should
    Lead Jews to incineration!

    Oh Corbyn, you don’t understand
    I mean the Greeks, Italians!
    Out of all those well-tempered lands
    I don’t mean the wandering nation!

    We agree, the Jerries must pay
    For all their financial ruin
    But Brexit, do you not well say
    It seems a little soon?

    Sooner is better! As Krauts do say
    Impatience does make waste
    So sure, hold a referendum!
    The people see your true face!

    Boris, we mean leaving never
    Never – that would be best
    And we believe more than ever
    You have become a pest
    Boris the Spider, is that good?
    You do not do what you should
    You are quite parochial
    Crudely and vulgarly vocal

    Boris the Spider! I love the Who
    And every good Englishman does too
    Whatever will the poor Krauts do
    With no English rock to listen to?

    Boris, the Who no longer is
    And worse – we shall have no money
    And no one should buy a guitar
    And the Krauts shall find that funny

    Corbyn, Britain is the greatest
    Britannia shall ever rule
    And if we shall have no guitars
    Look for other nations’ drool!

    Well Boris, do you understand
    We had our referendum
    And despite all European command
    We did now choose to end them
    America is wrapped around us
    With their Downton Abbey
    They crush our enemies to dust
    Even as our food becomes shabby
    Britain is now Brexiting
    Hay-penniless going ever higher
    We shall wait for seething and festering

    Exit Boris the Spider



    This is probably the longest poem anyone will ever post on this thread.

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    Eighty years of love and friendship
    Eighty years to laugh and weep
    Eighty years of peace and conflict
    Eighty years of history
    Eighty years of golden sunlight
    Eighty years of silver nights
    Eighty years of action and rest
    Eighty years of life, at least

    Nothing more is guaranteed
    To whoever puts their eighty years aside
    Do not waste it watching TV
    Or pulling over the covers to hide
    Mansions in Heaven are not a promise
    Or justice to the longsuffering
    Do not laze on couch or church pew
    And rot your 80 years of life

    (Sketch)

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    Get a Job and Vote Republican

    Get a job and vote Republican!
    Give all for the company cult-ure!
    One third of your life goes to Wal-Mart!
    One third, to your AirSoft Mattress!
    One third, to your nuclear family!
    Avoid the socialists' nuclear war!
    Build strong families, only at Wal-Mart!
    Vote Ted Cruz or the Zodiac Killer comes!
    You are free to wear any color chains
    You'd like, as long as they're black!
    Get a job and vote Republican!
    Laugh at people with neckbeards and fedoras!
    Life is awful, so don't find time for thinking!
    Baby Boomers are your superiors!

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    Have You Accepted Hillary Clinton

    Have you accepted Hillary Clinton as your
    Future President? She will save you from your
    Mortgage payments, food insecurity, marital troubles
    And forgive your your debts as you forgive those who
    Change the vote count. Lead us not into
    Bernie Bros, but deliver us from
    Orange Man bad! Orange Man bad!
    And no one will ever hurt again
    Even as they wallow in apathy without end.
    Surely Hillary will win, after all, she's
    Female.

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    'Murica

    Freedum isn't free;
    It's just dum.

    Support our troops
    No matter what they do!

    Help our veteran families —
    Take away their guns!

    Freedum may be dum,
    But it is hard-won!

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    Pushkin Can

    Pushkin can pay the rent
    Pushkin can fold the clothes
    Pushkin!

    Pushkin undid the screw
    Pushkin stole the bolt
    Pushkin!

    Pushkin took your money
    Pushkin left your door unlocked
    Pushkin!

    Pushkin knows everyone
    Pushkin's been everywhere
    Pushkin!

    If Pushkin can't do it no one can
    Pushkin doesn't care
    Pushkin!

    Off with knights and sorcerers
    Going who knows where
    Pushkin!



    This should probably be translated into Russian sometime.

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