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    Default Dark Triad Test

    This test has been making its rounds. It measures traits of narcissism, machiavellianism, and psychopathy compared to the population average.

    http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php




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    I had no idea I was such a psychopath lol.


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    Before I'm gonna take the test, here's my "dark" prediction for fun:

    Narcissism: Above Medium to Extremely High(cf.: this post)
    Machiavellianism: Medium to Low I guess
    Psychopathy: Off the charts
    Average: Above!

    Let's see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chae View Post
    Before I'm gonna take the test, here's my "dark" prediction for fun:

    Narcissism: Above Medium to Extremely High(cf.: this post)
    Machiavellianism: Medium to Low I guess
    Psychopathy: Off the charts
    Average: Above!

    Let's see

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    Measuring you right now

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    I wanna know how dark our EIIs are @Vespertine @Subteigh



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    would have expected some more narcissism than this


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    This makes you 4.17% Lighter than the average person.

    More psychopathic than the average...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chae View Post
    Dafuq lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post
    Dafuq lol.
    What do you expect from a test that's littered with unhealthy enneagram 3 questions I wholeheartedly embrace my nasty egoic result.

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    Can you measure ego narcissism that easily? According to these criteria I'm not as I tried to refer objective measures. It's like according question I referred to gathered data: I'm not, because I'm clearly not better than anyone else in categories such as:...


    Or is narcissism just inability to measure yourself objectively in critical manner. There are people who have accused me of excessive self criticism. I'm like: This is how I see it objectively. You asked the question I provided as accurate answer as I could.
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    This makes you 17.83% Darker than the average person.

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    So I guess 37% above average would mean 87%th percentile then? ... Not sure what these statistics mean.
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    This makes you 37.83% Darker than the average person.

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    Buncha nutcases

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    Lol, I thought you'd be higher lungs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine View Post
    This makes you 22.17% Lighter than the average person.
    Are you sure you want to be exposing your soft underbelly like this when there are people like Chae lurking about?

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    “My typology is . . . not in any sense to stick labels on people at first sight. It is not a physiognomy and not an anthropological system, but a critical psychology dealing with the organization and delimitation of psychic processes that can be shown to be typical.”​ —C.G. Jung

     



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    Well we know this test doesn't work.

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    I'm kind of surprised by this. I expected to score lower.

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    This makes you 11.17% Lighter than the average person.
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    I think that environment (and hence chance) plays a great role in here if you are not not naturally inclined towards these kinds of things.
    My whole life is pretty much not focused on economy, politics or dealing with different kinds of crooks. It can mess you up. For example I know that I can not tolerate well real life ethical pressure so it is better to stay away from it. Even minor slips can be taken more seriously by others than it should if we compare it to other people misdeeds or you can not protect yourself from the pressure. I have been in situations where my blind spot (lack of right psychological distance) caused some real nightmarish distress. The place where people can twist the knife pretty hard even when they do not realize it (Look a person who has a capacity to solve my problem...).
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    Narcissism: 31 %
    Machiavellianism: 31 %
    Psychopathy: 31 %

    Average: 31%

    This makes you 2.17% Lighter than the average person.
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    It's really just a measure of how you're thinking in the moment though. I feel like I could reframe all of the questions and get way higher or lower without doing any lying due to the ambiguity. Psychopath.

    In any case, being cynical makes you put yourself above others more, which is all the "dark triad" is, and bad things happening makes you more cynical, so "dark triad" seems like a defense mechanism to me, although there's a bit of a chicken-and-egg aspect to it as well, since the perception of this conflict is really what brings it on.



    Also, gotta love the icons under the things, especially the knife under "Psychopathy", considering what I just posted.

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    i don’t know how to take this test... help

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    This is basically how much do you use Se and Te test? Lol.

    58% NPD
    67% Machiavellian
    79% Psychopathy
    68% Average

    34.83 darker than the average person.. I guess that sounds about right lol.

    Fun test, deff not meant to be taken seriously.

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    48% Narc
    38% Mach
    35% Psycho
    40% Average

    6.83% Darker than average! Gotta be right down to 0.01%

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    This makes you 12.83% Darker than the average person.


    I think this is about right. If you change the social status/self-importance questions to "in the eyes of your lover," I would get high narcissism.

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    Narcissism: 48%
    Machiavellianism: 67%
    Psychopathy: 69%
    Average: 61%

    27.83% darker than the average person.

    ^I would put narc at 20% and then it would be accurate.
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    Here's the thing, I am very aware of machiavellianism and I despise it. Most of the time I go out of my way to make sure I don't participate in it, but if needed I can and will use it to my advantage, even if it disgusts me to a high degree.

    I think the narcissism thing has to do with being a competitive non-team sport athlete. You start to believe all the positive self talk after awhile. I actually dont think narcissism is a terrible thing to have a little bit of as long as it doesnt become pathological and all-consuming in nature.

    I think the results are pretty accurate, I tried to be very honest and hard on myself.

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    Took again, a little less dark this time:


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    46% Narcissism
    19% Machiavellianism
    15% Psychopathy
    27% Average

    6.17% lighter than average

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    Psychopaths
    Narcissists
    Machiavellians
    Sadists
    Masochists
    Here to destroy
    All of you
    Here are narcissist
    There a narcissist
    The whole town is narcissists
    Narcissism on the forum
    Fakers everywhere
    Liars pretenders
    Actors deceivers
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