My husband is SLI, I'm IEE.
Me: Excited for Ohio next weekend?
Hubby: *playfully monotone* Yes. It is agreeable.
Me: We'll have five hours together in the car. Where we can talk about all our feelings.
Hubby: Stay back, woman!
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Mid banter:
Me: well, you're stupid.
Hubby: well you're stupid and you have a lump named Tina.
Me: that's the most ridic-
Hubby: Quiet, Tina!
Me: LOL
Hubby: LOL
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Me: do you like your new car?
Hubby: It's AMAZING. It has a turbo charged engine with 310 foot lb torque and-
Me: oooo what's this? You can program voice speed dialing?
Hubby: Yes, so you press this and say a nick name to program it.
Me: *presses button* Pump-kin Lump.
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Me: *walking down stairs* are you hiding down here?
Hubby: *watching movies, lifting weights* No girls allowed.
Me: oooo what movie is this? *sits on couch*
Hubby: go upstairs and make me a sandwich!
Me: Your face is a sandwich. Can you turn it up? *reclines*
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Hubby: *lays down on couch with unopened box of Cheez-Its* don't judge me.
Me: LOL
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And if God cares so wonderfully for flowers that are here today and gone tomorrow, won't he more surely care for you?- Matthew 6:30
Preface: we call our dog Oliver "The Nugs", short for nugget. He was a little guy when we got him.
Me: Look at that license plate, 2Fncy4U
Hubby: Yeah and they're driving a dodge. Ha!
Me: I don't even know what I'd put as a vanity plate.. LvMyNugs
Hubby: They're going to think you love nuggets. Like you're driving around eating buckets of chicken nuggets, with a scary look on your face. *makes impersonation*
Me: LOL
Hubby: LOL
And if God cares so wonderfully for flowers that are here today and gone tomorrow, won't he more surely care for you?- Matthew 6:30
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Dual type (as per tcaudilllg)
Enneagram 5 (wings either 4 or 6)?
I'm constantly looking to align the real with the ideal.I've been more oriented toward being overly idealistic by expecting the real to match the ideal. My thinking side is dominent. The result is that sometimes I can be overly impersonal or self-centered in my approach, not being understanding of others in the process and simply thinking "you should do this" or "everyone should follor this rule"..."regardless of how they feel or where they're coming from"which just isn't a good attitude to have. It is a way, though, to give oneself an artificial sense of self-justification. LSE
Best description of functions:
http://socionicsstudy.blogspot.com/2...functions.html
Hubby: What if there was a Google alternative called Giggle.
Me: When you search, it giggles? Like the pilsbury dough boy giggle?
Hubby: When you search, it'll say "Hee hee, why do you need to know about that? Hee hee."
And if God cares so wonderfully for flowers that are here today and gone tomorrow, won't he more surely care for you?- Matthew 6:30
These were overheard so the words may not be exact:
IEE: Look what I bought! SLI: Can you afford it? IEE: That's not the point.......
IEE: I have a new portfolio of photos SLI: Your temperature measurements must be incorrect???? IEE: I'm gonna do some modelling. SLI: Can we focus on your day job......
SLI: The instrument needs a new oscillator IEE: I wonder if the sales rep will date me SLI: We not buying from that place IEE: Do we need anything else from that place?
IEE: Your writing sucks? SLI: I don't need to explain anything to those idiots IEE: Oh yes you do. SLI: Then you write the f---ing thing....
a.k.a. I/O
As usual, my SLI (phobic 6) dad and me.
*Grand Prix Bahrain is on TV*
Me: Megalomania. How did they literally manage to build a racing circuit in the middle of the desert
Dad: Those Scheichs - well because they can. They're crazy as fuck. With helicopters bringing all the material
Me: Yeah *goes on rambling about oil and money*
Dad: When they excavate this someday they're like "heyy these people drove around in the sand...! With their motors exploding!" Do you remember I Robot?
Me: Damn *hysterical laughter*
@Economist - for some paragliding in the canyons of all things IEE/SLI
And if God cares so wonderfully for flowers that are here today and gone tomorrow, won't he more surely care for you?- Matthew 6:30
*while eating dinner*
Hubby: Pass the pepper?
Me: *picks up pepper shaker and makes it dance and twirl on the way to his plate* la la la!
Hubby: .....What are you doing?
Me: la la la-*coughs pepper on his food*
Hubby proceeds to repeat this joke every time I ask for the pepper. EVEN FOUR YEARS LATER.
And if God cares so wonderfully for flowers that are here today and gone tomorrow, won't he more surely care for you?- Matthew 6:30
I was talking with my SLI friend for few hours.
Me: Oh god, we have many things to do and we're just wasting time...
SLI: That's true. *nods head*
Me: Ok then. *goes to the door*
Me: Forget me! *serious face*
SLI: Ok honey.
We both starts laughing and then I leave.
(we always do this when I leave somewhere).
Usually me and my friend's conversation is not so absurd. I have never even remotely talked to her in such an extent you guys have, so here is my take:
Discussion will take place about homework, or studies, or sleep. The usual angsty teen stuff. Whether or not we would like to continue from there is up to either one of us, but is always up to her because I am eager to talk about anything.
Then the conversation might turn to casual debate. Somehow I always feel as if I have lost, but upon further reflection, I realize that my position is solid. You may see trend in our discussions that I am always the one who brings up my viewpoints first, and she is the one who sort of counteracts me, but I end up talking most of time. Lately, though, conversations have become more brief, since we are exes (for reasons I am not willing to share), and its awkward now. Sometimes I wish we could talk more, but that is all I have to contribute. Most of you have already described bits and pieces of our conversations. I am really adding nothing.
IEE out,
dulg