*Frail and broken, I drunkenly stumbleth in with helpless Dramatics* Um... Can - can - I - I be a part of the - the Alpha family? I'm - I'm an ISFp with no place else to go. Please would ye kindly receive another one of the emaculately dressed Dumasses? Do not send me back outside to face the horrible and sadistically vile ENTjs again.
Hey, look, look, I can cook and I'll wash dishes see. *clankitty clanks, shatters and breaks*
I'll groom and feed your cats. *tackles cat* Come here, you little fuck. *chokes it* Shut up! Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
I'll clean and redecorate your rooms. *throws away clothes* Aww you don't need these. We'll get you something better; something not so tacky, okay? *continues a tossing*
I promise to stay out of your panty drawers. Pinky sware.
I'll do the laundry -- even EN - T - p laun - dry *thinks about that.*
So what do ya say? Can I be an honorary Alpha too?