Quote Originally Posted by Simo View Post
you definitely have skills. normally if you killed someone with an axe they will be cover in blood which wouldn't be clean, unless you go through to the trouble of cleaning them later
But what about the dinner? if you killed the guy then do you eat it all by yourself? or do you just leave it? < seriously that would be a waste
It is customary to allow a "dead (wo)man walking" one last meal, of their choice. Women are less expensive, since they eat a bit less, but I charge it to the company so it is a tax write off too.

As for axing someone, I find one blow to the back of the head, with a smaller axe, sufficient and less clean up. Mortician, remember? It's all in the planning and timing. Wasting time fighting for an acquittal, in a court of law, would be a result of miscalculating on my part. It almost never happens.