do you do it? what about them sitting on your bed?
i can't, i feel judged.
masturbating with your pets in the room
do you do it? what about them sitting on your bed?
i can't, i feel judged.
your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.
I can masturbate with my pets in the room -- but when they sidle up to cuddle with me afterwards I feel guilty.
i sometimes thought my dad was watching me through my cat for a few years after he died.Originally Posted by xerx
it's somehow more awkward than having sex with pets in the room!!
and amen about imagining dead people...
I can't because they have eyes LOL
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Dual type(as per tcaudilllg)
Enneagram 2w1sw(1w9) helps others to live up to their own standards of what a good person is and is very behind the scenes in the process.
Tritype 1-2-6 stacking sp/sx
I'm constantly looking to align the real with the ideal.I've been more oriented toward being overly idealistic by expecting the real to match the ideal. My thinking side is dominent. The result is that sometimes I can be overly impersonal or self-centered in my approach, not being understanding of others in the process and simply thinking "you should do this" or "everyone should follor this rule"..."regardless of how they feel or where they're coming from"which just isn't a good attitude to have. It is a way, though, to give oneself an artificial sense of self-justification. LSE
Best description of functions:
http://socionicsstudy.blogspot.com/2...functions.html
I always thought sex with animals in the room was worse.
An ex of mine had a doorless room at the top of a set of stairs and the cats would always come up. And just fucking stare. I hated it. I used to place a series of obstacles in front of the top step, but they always found a way around them, as cats are so good at doing. Dicks.
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Our 4 cats are quite unsure what to do when action in the bedroom occurs with some attempting to sneak into the middle of the action and others just sitting there wide eyed with ears perked waiting impatiently for their bed spot.
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Well where else are you going to have sex with them?
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sounds like something the feds would come up with.
Jesus christ
he's watching too.Jesus christ
If you give it a bit of thought and knowing that the satellites can take highly precise photographs, you start to become paranoidhe's watching too.
You think this is anything new for most animals? Not only do they not care, they probably don't even understand. Unless you coincide masturbation with giving them a treat. Then they will care in quite a disturbing way.
Cats are different though. I try to keep them far away.
My dog is really weird. If she's not sleeping, she will just sit in the middle of the room and stare at me. She's attached to my hip. I can't even go to the bathroom without her following me. When something sexually spontaneous happens and we don't remember to run into the room and shut the door before she can get in, she will just sit there and stare the entire time. A few times I've looked up and I saw her watching really intensely. My dog is such a creeper.
I´ve never had any pets, but I´m afraid I could be turned on by anything watching.
I´ll probably never know, no worries. I´ll never buy pets. And the folks I date incidentally (..?) don´t leave their pet in our room during all the jazz.
Oh wait, does smth. like a tarantula, a parrot, or a hamster count as a pet.
You guys are weird. How can you even finish without a pet in the room?
Projection is ordinary. Person A projects at person B, hoping tovalidate something about person A by the response of person B. However, person B, not wanting to be an obejct of someone elses ego and guarding against existential terror constructs a personality which protects his ego and maintain a certain sense of a robust and real self that is different and separate from person A. Sadly, this robust and real self, cut off by defenses of character from the rest of the world, is quite vulnerable and fragile given that it is imaginary and propped up through external feed back. Person B is dimly aware of this and defends against it all the more, even desperately projecting his anxieties back onto person A, with the hope of shoring up his ego with salubrious validation. All of this happens without A or B acknowledging it, of course. Because to face up to it consciously is shocking, in that this is all anybody is doing or can do and it seems absurd when you realize how pathetic it is.
there must be at least a mosquitto, an ant, or a moth somewhere
I can't express how much the thought of it disturbs me.
“My typology is . . . not in any sense to stick labels on people at first sight. It is not a physiognomy and not an anthropological system, but a critical psychology dealing with the organization and delimitation of psychic processes that can be shown to be typical.” —C.G. Jung
Turn up the lights and let em enjoy the show. My man Tesla knows what I mean.
“My typology is . . . not in any sense to stick labels on people at first sight. It is not a physiognomy and not an anthropological system, but a critical psychology dealing with the organization and delimitation of psychic processes that can be shown to be typical.” —C.G. Jung
wow, I was waiting for your scientific advice, you know.
I´m not a fan of Tesla ... I´m sorry if you identify with him and fantasize about turning on my lights.
I wasn't but I couldn't resist the reference.wow, I was waiting for your scientific advice, you know.
I´m not a fan of Tesla ... I´m sorry if you identify with him and fantasize about turning on my lights
they will know.
Gerbils were the original fleshlight, fyi.
if u really think about it dead relatives have a visceral understanding of the truman show kind of drama that's life, hence they are less likely to judge us. same as aliens who see the progress of their human spawns they must be like aaawwww 1000 more earth years...soon...
maybe animals are just oomphed by repetitive motions and hormonal diffusions that may not be that far from their own in structure
"boy our spawn sure do like to do that to themselves"
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