lol @ safety clip. bahahaha
You mean that the sex wasn't enough to keep you fit?
Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit
Don't worry maizemedley, its the story of my life too (though I've never fallen off of a treadmill).
I fall down if I walk with my eyes closed (or the room's dark).
Often times when driving I'll come back to reality and not even know where it is that I've driven to etc.
All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster
OK I have an experience to share. Back when I used to work out, I was using the freeweight shoulder press in the gym one time and when I was done wanted to take the weights off the bar. So I as I take one weight off, that bar goes flying in midair across the gym and lands like ten feet away. Turns out I had forgotton to fasten the little pins that keep the bar locked onto the rest of the machine.
It was embarrassing, because the entire gym turned around and stared at me, and just ten minutes before, a woman was working out where the bar landed.
<3Originally Posted by Pedro-the-Lion
I must be plugged into some low level version of the mental internet, cuz.. ya...well...I was like..."is he insinuating that I'm a dodo bird...nah."
lol, reassurance is nice, thx pdl.