VERY offensive description of IEI/INFp
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This thread is a joke. It may even look bad for those who don't like this style of humour. You'll either like or hate this joke. I'm open to critiques though.
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IEI's are fuckin' stupid.
They're all lazy slackers. OK, They're pretty attractive, very smart, but that's all. Otherwise, they're totally useless.
All IEI's are self-centred assholes. Who's IEI ? Bin Laden. You know what Bin Laden did ? And Gandhi ? What the fuck do you think of Gandhi ?
IEI's are fuckshit like SEI's. Except that they haveinstead of
. You know, SEI's are usually country hicks who seek comfort, whereas IEI's are more ascetic.
IEI's lack. They don't give a fuckin' fuck about the Real World. Shit ! But, as surprising as it is, IEI's are conflict-seeking. Not for the benefits of it, but for the beauty of it. Like conflict is fuckin' beautiful !
IEI's are nerdy. You know,
IEI's have. They like to express their fuckin' sad moods. Why the fuck is wrong with them ? OK, they fuckin' lack serotonin. But you know, there are people who lack food, and die everywhere on the world, so why the fuck do you fuckin' complain of lack of serotonin ?
No. Wait. They actually thrive on their moods ! Nobody should like to be sad. But, IEI's don't give a fuck about this issue, because they're autistic.
IEI's are bound to SLE's. Those assholes. We can call the IEI-SLE dual couple the "asshole dual couple". Why the fuck are they attracted by SLE's ? Nobody should be. SLE's are autistic and self-sufficient wackos ! They're all fuckin' obsessed with confrontation ! And, they thrive on their moods too, a proof that they're fuckin' autistic. Therefore, we should call the IEI-SLE dual couple the "autistic sad fuckin' asshole couple".
What the fuck IEI's expect from SLE's ? Pressure ? like EIE's who seek LSI's ? No. They seek a partner who creates a heavy atmosphere of conflict. They like domestic violence, but unlike EIE's, who seek to be beaten by LSI's, SLE's and IEI's are bound to bidirectional fights. You know, IEI-SLE is the dual couple which statistically, produce the least serotonin. That's expected.
Normal couples express their love by S+. IEI-SLE couples express their love by S-. That's not the "right way". They are like they hate each other, even if they really fuckin' love each other. Why do they need to appear in conflict, then ? Because they're autistic.
And even if there's an autistic partner : for example, in an ILI-SEE couple, the ILI is autistic, but not the SEE. At least, there's a non-autistic partner who tells the ILI : "don't play the fuckin' nerd with me, just please me as if I was your master" or such. But SLE's aren't gonna do that, because they're psychos. If everyone is a psycho in a group, nobody will perceive others as psychos. That's the same thing with IEI-SLE couples : both are psychos, but both feel normal, because nobody will say that they're fuckin' psychos.
IEI's are fucked up. I can't say much about them, because they're arrogant wackos who think they're always fuckin' right.
Variants of IEI :
E4 : The basic variant of IEI. They're fuckin' complicated deranged maniacs.
E5 : They don't look very bad. They're arrogant know-it-all nerds.
E9 : Hippie retards. They're not even IEI's. They're socially useless.
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"Yes, it will be done."
Originally Posted by Abbie
Reading this, is like watching a video of mine and his interaction in my head. Its compeletly true, we trhrive on our conflict, the more times passes and the more "conflict" we get into, the better we become. HAAH It's kinda amusing, but we are so drawn. shit son!
