If you think someone has Aspergers because they're not responding well to you telling them you're interested in three other guys, I don't think you can make any claims of intellectual superiority over anyone on this forum.
Too bad that's what you think. It lacks any kind of subtlety and you obviously don't have any grasp on humor. Let alone distinct types of it. You sound like a piece of wood when saying this. Too bad, cause for a while I didn't find what you said totally simplistic.