Type my common law husband :')

[blackburry]

I burnt my chin in tea.





I dipped my chin in tea.






















I accidently dipped my chin in tea because I had a headache.



I thought the steam would help my headache.

It was a cup. I dipped too low.


I burnt my chin in tea.

[Scapegrace]

Earlier when we were walking the dogs he took a picture of a wall. He's buying a walrus right now because he knows I don't care how he spends money.

[blackburry]

I hope he does. It will match his head. That would give you two soft bald things to play with.




(As I thought this I began to wonder: is a walrus even soft?)


(I don't think it is).

[Scapegrace]

Bad news, guy. He decided to change genders.