1. I'm afraid I cannot I cannot publically supply my retorts to your concerns. You are welcome to PM me.

2. 'In the past I was expressive' + variable appearance - both touch on the topic of #1.

3. Just ask them to read both pages. It's less than 1,000 words? Not a big deal, like at all. Can do it over text: "hey which sounds more like me?" "[paste 1]" "or [paste 2]" "or [paste 3]". Then let the know they can respond at their leisure. But it's your choice.