Quote Originally Posted by squark View Post
Oh golly gee, I'm so innocent. How could you ever think such things of me. Those little barbed hooks, they're only my way of putting lovely decorations on you because I admire you so much. Let me dunk your head in holy water now. What? What? You can't breathe? Oh, just a little longer now, it's because I'm so nice nice nice that I'm doing this great service for you. Now, now, don't struggle, it's all just a misunderstanding.
I don't even care about the drama, but that's pretty good.