I've spent half my life attempting to love Jane Austen and I can't because my heart is black and full of maggots and roaches.
I've actually read P&P no less than three times (as recently as last year) and I could not tell you a damn thing about it other than there is lots of dramaz with boys running of with innocent girls and destroying their lives.
I'm more of a Wuthering Heights kinda girl I guess.