You could write gay poems for Salvation Army, BnD.
Anyhow, I wrote this myself. It's called "Oh Socionics!"
I surrender myself to thee,
and offer my soul for the highest fee
So when time comes I'm going count to three,
stripped of any illusions that have so far befallen me
Night and day, day and night,
I promise to
Work, sing and write just for your delight
stop I won't
To spray, feast and shite even in the absence of light