Exersize for 45minutes first thing in the morning. Eat well, and stay away from any products containing MSG or high frutose cornsyrup. No chips, no sodas.
Exersize for 45minutes first thing in the morning. Eat well, and stay away from any products containing MSG or high frutose cornsyrup. No chips, no sodas.
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
Topaz. That is a very good idea. But i dont know the point of living without KFC, Kettle chips and pepsiOriginally Posted by Topaz
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
sigh, me neither.
Topaz. That is a very good idea. But i dont know the point of living without KFC, Kettle chips and pepsi
asd
Sigh, I know but......Topaz. That is a very good idea. But i dont know the point of living without KFC, Kettle chips and pepsi
Someone just recently sent me this in an e-mail. Its not the first time Ive seen it but it is something to consider (I havent verified it. I'll leave that to you
#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric
acid.* It will dissolve a nail in about four days.
Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a
major contributor to the rising increase of
osteoporosis.
#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate)
the commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material
place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to
clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!* Now the question is,
would you like a glass of water?
or Coke?
Now let me guess, youre going to say "But I said Pepsi, not Coke" :wink:
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
I think it would be healthier if they removed the H2PO4 and corn syrup, and just replaced it with COCAINE again... yay...
I've heard all of those before about Coke.
I've also heard that police use it to clean blood off the highway (I seriously doubt this).
That it will clean the battery acid off of your car's battery.
Hurray for uraban legends!
All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Yeah i would love it if they put cocaine back into coke ;P
oyburger gave me an idea with the word "urban legends" so some quick googling and i came up with a great article about coke, debunking some of the urban legends. I have seen this email before.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blcoke.htm
if you cant be bothered with the whole article(i couldn't at this time of night) read this bit i cut from the site
pH Level
pH level measures the acidity of foods on a scale ranging from 1 (most acidic) to 14 (most weakly acidic, or very basic). Water, with a pH of 7, is neutral. Most soft drinks weigh in with a pH level between 2.0-4.0, so 3.4 is a fair estimate for Coke. Foods with a comparable approximate pH value include most fruits (oranges, cherries, apples, blueberries, etc), wine, chili sauce, and horseradish, to name a few.
It's true that this acidity is strong enough to dissolve teeth and bones, if you have enough time on your hands, like a week or more. Fortunately, most of us have a digestive system, which prevents the soft drinks from coming into contact with our bones. Additionally, most of us cannot hold a mouthful of cola in our mouths for a week or more (and then there are those pesky salivary glands, mucking up our experiment). But please, the next time you get a compound fracture and you have an exposed, say, fibula, don't try soaking it in a tub of coke for ten days prior to seeking medical attention. Be a smart consumer!
Phosphoric Acid
"Have a look at the wrapper on a Coca-Cola 1.5 liters bottle and in the ingredients label you will find phosphoric acid in it."
Yes, most soft drinks contain phosphoric acid. You can confirm this by looking at the label. If this is a bad thing, the email doesn't tell us why. I suppose we are meant to read that statement, toss our colas in the air, and scream, "God help me!" because it says "acid," and we all know from watching the first Batman movie that acid is bad and will turn us into evil, giggling, white-faced psychotics if we take a bath in it.
That being said Topaz i still totally agree with you. The Caffine in coke often stops me from going to sleep, can also give me the jitters. Coke definately isn't healthy for you :wink:
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
It doesn't hydrate you either, but god its addictive.
All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster
... yeah, I know, I'm drinking some right now...
... but, I don't think things like Sprite have H2PO4 in them, I think they only have citric acid or something... I wonder if that's any "better" for you...
... btw, the word "Coke" is the second most recognizable word in the world... the first is "OK"... I'm somewhat amazed it comes ahead of something like "No"...
... I guess this means that we all just don't care.Gah, this thread reminds me of all the unhealthy things we do to ourselves... I don't think I'm much better... but looking back, it seems like so much bad food and such is almost forced upon us... and if our bodies stop working, what else do we have left?
Rocky, if my body fails. Im sure i can still get the occasional back massage. I wont be able to run anymore but i can hook up an intraveneous drip to my wheelchair and guzzle coke through it. Im sure i could chow on KFC until my heart exploded
I have also read that coke will hydrate you, since its a diuretic it makes u want to pee though so they hydration is a lot worse than water.
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
I googled this and seemed to find a few sites to indicate coke doesn't hydrate you at all. Will investigate when i get home from work
EDIT: Ok i found this site on a dive forum. The guy states that coke does hydrate you, just not very much you do loose a great deal of it. Probablly none of you care but i wanted to find out
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread...ation#post7493
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
Get enough sleep every day, eat healthy every day, and take some exercise every day.
Take risks/get out of your comfort zone, whether the end result is positive or not, you learn from the experience which adds to you confidence through a wider base of experiences, putting things in perspective.
Lucky you :wink: .............looks like I need a new boyfriend
Friendly ISTp
Interested in everything, yes, EVERYTHING
Flower's motto: Life's too short even to do the things you want to, let alone the things you dont!!
First and foremost. Everything in moderation, with some exceptionsGet enough sleep every day, eat healthy every day, and take some exercise every day.
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No way!
“I have never tried that before, so I think I should definitely be able to do that.” --- Pippi Longstocking
GET A SECOND JOB.
asd
My tip is to RELAX
Most stuff doesn't matter that much and isn't worth a headache or rasied blood pressure.
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.-Mark Twain
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
*guilty*
x2
*guilty*
Kill all feelings.
:wink:
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IcePick you make me feel all warm inside. I took my own advice, im conserving my ""energy"" lol and gawd does it make you randy. Girls that never looked good before are turning me on. Its worse than beer goggles.
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
I'm telling you, it is absolutely DANGEROUS! Yesterday I was speaking with a girl (attractive), we were uhm let's say 1 mt apart, in a public place full of people on the beach, and guess whatIcePick you make me feel all warm inside. I took my own advice, im conserving my ""energy"" lol and gawd does it make you randy. Girls that never looked good before are turning me on. Its worse than beer goggles.
Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit
Mr. Burgundy, you have
a massive erection.
Really?
Yes, I do.
Um...
I'm sorry, it's the...
- it's the pleats.
- Mm.
It's actually
an optical illusion.
It's the pattern on the pants.
It's not flattering
in the crotchal region.
I'm actually taking them back right now.
Taking them back
to the pants store.
Oh, this is awkward.
I'm gonna walk...
I'm gonna walk this situation off
and I will see you later.
Nothing to look at.
Go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed.
Hehe
FDG i think you sould have looked at her in the eyes, looked down, looked her back in the eyes and said "well my body says yes, how about it?"
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
a better strategy would be all out honesty: Look, I haven't masturbated in the last 4 or 5 days and i am having increased sexual responses to women i find attractive. Would you like to engage in some form of physical pleasure, possibly sexual, definitely with me? If not, I will eventually masturbate and never meet your eyes the same way.
asd
I said "So what are you going to do tonight? A body part of mine has just had an idea..." (not exactly this because I can't literally translate the italian). Anyway since it's a girl I'm dating the main problem was that I was in a public place
Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit
Oh i thought italians just do it anywhere and everywhere :0)
Hmm your lucky there are some very cute italian girls..
bellissimo!!
FDG "mmm boobs"
Girl "pardon?"
FDG "um, err look at those kids float in their tubes"
FDG "i wanna touch your legs"
Girl "huh??"
FDG "um oh i left my clothes on the pegs"
Girl "ok"
FDG "Yum yum Lickie Lickie!!"
Girl "are you ok FDG?"
FDG "The ice cream that persons eating must be sticky"
Girl "If you want to do it just ask"
FDG "ok lets go"
Heath "I haven't released sexual fluid in such a long time"
Girl "yeah its a bit like that hey"
Heath "yeah i feel like i need to be honest i feel like im busting at the seams"
Girl "yeah i know"
Heath "it feels like my whole body is working in unison to try to release this tension. It aches"
Girl "do you want to do it?
Heath "That would be splendid!"
Both methods have their charm
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
A way to improve life for me is not to take life too seriously. Also behave in a way where I replace grievances. If I make a mistake, I'll vow to perform a positive action to replace that negative past experience, rather than worry about it.
mental internet
Aahahah, I <3 you meat, you made me totally crack up with thisOh i thought italians just do it anywhere and everywhere :0)
Hmm your lucky there are some very cute italian girls..
bellissimo!!
FDG "mmm boobs"
Girl "pardon?"
FDG "um, err look at those kids float in their tubes"
FDG "i wanna touch your legs"
Girl "huh??"
FDG "um oh i left my clothes on the pegs"
Girl "ok"
FDG "Yum yum Lickie Lickie!!"
Girl "are you ok FDG?"
FDG "The ice cream that persons eating must be sticky"
Girl "If you want to do it just ask"
FDG "ok lets go"
Heath "I haven't released sexual fluid in such a long time"
Girl "yeah its a bit like that hey"
Heath "yeah i feel like i need to be honest i feel like im busting at the seams"
Girl "yeah i know"
Heath "it feels like my whole body is working in unison to try to release this tension. It aches"
Girl "do you want to do it?
Heath "That would be splendid!"
Both methods have their charm
"FDG "i wanna touch your legs"
Girl "huh??"
FDG "um oh i left my clothes on the pegs" "
Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit
Hehe
That link is actually a little misleading. I think i posted a link earlier regarding Soda drinks. They dont actually de-hydrate you as the article states, they just dont hydrate you very much. So you can still have a drink of Soda but only do it because you love that cool refreshing zesty taste. Not to quench your thirst.
ENFp (Unsure of Subtype)
"And the day came when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom." - Anaïs Nin
GTD
AMPHETAMINES
Either that, or sex.
What was her type if I may ask?NOTE: DON'T READ THIS IS YOU CAN'T STAND VERY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE!!!Yeah i know what you mean mate. Generally games dont fly with us, however probablly deep down inside we do like a challenge. If its too easy we get bored
Playing hard to get will get any type excited, but with an ENFp, you shouldn't overdo it. I've dumped perfectly lovely and lovable women for having a lack of libido, but I also spent 6 years of my life with a woman that drove me insane, but nevertheless I put up with her bull shit because she swallowed my cum everytime I told her to... it's a great stress reliever :wink:
BTW, I'm a saying anything inappropriate here?? I'm glad to edit it if it is...
Well I am back. How's everyone? Don't have as much time now, but glad to see some of the old gang are still here.
Yup, thats' the reason why I don't do that, it tends to lead to unreasonable elopings.IcePick you make me feel all warm inside. I took my own advice, im conserving my ""energy"" lol and gawd does it make you randy. Girls that never looked good before are turning me on. Its worse than beer goggles.
Well I am back. How's everyone? Don't have as much time now, but glad to see some of the old gang are still here.
Are you still dating ISFJs FDG?I said "So what are you going to do tonight? A body part of mine has just had an idea..." (not exactly this because I can't literally translate the italian). Anyway since it's a girl I'm dating the main problem was that I was in a public place
I recomend variety, but thats' just me.
Well I am back. How's everyone? Don't have as much time now, but glad to see some of the old gang are still here.
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