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    Default absurds monthly visitor

    [Today 04:52 PM] lungs: what should i make a thread about its nearing the end of my workday and i'm restless
    [Today 04:52 PM] Jadae2point0: uhm
    [Today 04:53 PM] Jadae2point0: write a haiku about absurds monthly visitor


    boxers full of blood
    absurd can't find a tampon
    what will he do now

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    Dessert :[

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    Absurd on the rag
    lacks the swag that typically makes
    our gray days rad
    "[Scapegrace,] I don't know how anyone can stand such a sinister and mean individual as you." - Maritsa Darmandzhyan

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    Bravo!
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    Streams of dark mucous
    Stain the water beneath the bowl
    In lieu of booze chunks

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    Blood drips down Aburd's thigh
    physical manifestation
    of his black feelings
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    Absurd sobs alone
    Forgot to buy pantiliners
    Inconsolable

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    This thread is grand.
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    pull the string and weep
    absurd thinks with a curled lip
    as he pounds the keys

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    Absurd has been bad
    Forgot to change his pad
    The scent of fishies

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    In the twilight rain,
    Absurd begins his monthly menses
    Damn it! Not again.
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    itt cpig wears out the like button

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    Absurd defecates and then wipes
    paper is tragically pink
    shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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    Absurd makes a choice:
    Diva cup, tampon, or pad?
    Blood stained pants? Manly.
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    shaving will help tame
    gooey clots stuck to ballsack
    remember next time

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    I have just entered mental heaven.

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    Absurd takes advil
    Curled up in a fetal pose
    with Desperate Housewives

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    Absurd wakes early
    Flower of fertility
    revealed on his sheets
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    beer goes in one hole
    blood clots blast out all the rest
    guess who lost ten pounds?
    p . . . a . . . n . . . d . . . o . . . r . . . a
    trad metalz | (more coming)

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    tick tock on the bus
    he stuffs a pack of Kleenex
    in his pants, Absurd ):

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    Holy shit, I thought I created this thread when drunk. You scared the shit out of me, lungs.

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    one day in '92,
    absurd's mother said proudly,
    "you're all grown up now."

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    Neighbours insist
    Absurd keep a better calendar.
    Their couch was ugly anyway.
    Reason is a whore.

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    Does that mean I have to stay on the Internet?

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    last cig
    no more beer
    hehe

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    syllable counting fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scapegrace View Post
    syllable counting fail.
    Alphas can't count...

    Nah, kidding.

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    Not one crimson dot
    Stains the underthings of his choice
    He bleeds but inside
    IEE-Ne

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    weeping sores appear
    dripping pus bubble bursting
    Absurd goes viral

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    lol.
    i c.

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    Hahaha, omg, omg, omg.

    Quote Originally Posted by somavision View Post
    Not one crimson dot
    Stains the underthings of his choice
    He bleeds but inside
    Heh, that's what I thought when I had the displeasure with korpsey, although I had it a bit different:

    An outright laugh cutting deep
    But the facade did shriek
    Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside
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    this thread...holy shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by glam View Post
    this thread...holy shit
    Exactly. Hkkmr must be hunting trolls in the forest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absurd View Post
    Exactly. Hkkmr must be hunting trolls in the forest.
    I hope so because there are no trolls on t16t. Troll free forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleJim View Post
    I hope so because there are no trolls on t16t. Troll free forum.

    Can't argue with that logiks...

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    Absurd now gives thanks,
    For Ancient Egyptians
    Wise plug inventors
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    Waste not thy monthly
    Instead make touching artwork
    Apple of my cunt.



    menstrual-skull.jpg

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    Jesus, this is a great thread.
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    Sadly, yes.
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    How interesting! Maybe I will carve a sculpture out of my dried semen.

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