I've never tried ramen noodles...to me, it seems like a heart attack in a can. Anyway, SF the two things that make me gain weight insanely fast are alcohol and starches. Combine them together and I don' t see how you couldn't gain. If you get yourself drunk, maybe you won't be so turned off from eating, you'll just blindly shovel it in. I do. Late night Jack in the Box runs with like 10 glasses of wine. If you're still losing...well...give me whatever you have.