Quote Originally Posted by octo View Post
Yes. Also:
- spendthrifts, buy the first thing that catches their eye without thinking about future care and value and functionality
- compulsive liars, "let's see what I can get away with"... luckily also incredibly transparent and can't keep a straight face for long
- DO NOT THINK THINGS THROUGH
- pathetic when sick, reckless when healthy... THAT'S WHY YOU GET SICK
- stupid impulsive
- cannot plan for shit. Why yes, a holiday on a long weekend needs planning, because everyone else is doing the same thing and booked early. No, you can't just rock up to a hip new restaurant on Valentine's day and expect to get a table.
- procrastinates with anything that seems boring. Insurance claims, legal stuff...
- gets grumpy and inconsolable when they feel like they're being treated unjustly. Yes, you are going to get kicked out of the crowded bar if you dance with your arms flailing uncontrollably, spilling people's drinks. No, it wasn't totally unfair. No, you can't steal the bouncer's gun and shoot the place up. No, it's not the government's fault.
LMAO everything here is true.