Him: Look, I saved us from living in this damn pigsty!! It's a fact we're both too lazy to go and open the closet to get the hoover out and then crawl in a pile of dirt to connect the plug anyway, and i's fucking noisy.. so I went and bought a new good-looking hoover we can place in one corner and it has a rechargeable battery and all! So no excuses, it's really easy to use and also has *explains the features*
Me: Ha, classy. It must have been expensive tho?
Him: Yeah well there was a cheap one too, but it had embarrassing ledlights on it. Besides, BOSCH sounds much manlier than Electrolux.
Me:
“I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in — and the West in general — into an unbearable hell and a choking life. - Osama bin Laden