Lol this is a facebook status update by an ISTj talking about his EIE wife (my aunt Jas)
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"Eating at - Outback steakhouse via Mobile"

fb friend Paul replys: "Glad you're eating there you were never a great cook mate!"
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He replys (talking about my aunt): @Paul. "I'm a better cook than Jas she still burns water, she thinks a smoke alarm is a timer and not to mention my routine of coming home putting down my keys then picking up the battery for the smoke alarm so I put it back where it belongs, same shit different cooker"

^^ at my aunts polr