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    Hello everyone. I thought that it would be fun to see what everyone thinks is funny about some of the things that our duals say and do.

    I'll start.

    This happened to me on Valentines Day this year and it was kind of amusing so I thought that I would share.

    Him: "You know you are really social like my DAD" . . . "pause" "I meant that you are really social." "pause" "I mean you're really good with people and I'm not."

    My mind:

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    Smiley faces

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    Female Mountain Dew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yellow82 View Post
    Hello everyone. I thought that it would be fun to see what everyone thinks is funny about some of the things that our duals say and do.

    I'll start.

    This happened to me on Valentines Day this year and it was kind of amusing so I thought that I would share.

    Him: "You know you are really social like my DAD" . . . "pause" "I meant that you are really social." "pause" "I mean you're really good with people and I'm not."

    My mind:
    LIIs are so hilarious. I find this example adorable.

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    Being pestered by a cadre of xian canvassers while my SEE girlfriend and I awaited a city bus, the missus tired of their proselytizing and, stepping nose-to-nose with the woman who seemed to be the HMFIC, asked with a twinkle in her eye, "How'd you like to get your pussy licked, bitch?" And that is when and where the bible-thumpers straightened their scarves and ties and moseyed on to select easier prey for conversion to their slave religion. Hiiiiiiiiilarious!

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    SLE describing people he doesn't respect: "They aren't even really people."
    Lets just say that I find those words as funny and cute as the Holocaust. Moving on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esaman View Post
    Lets just say that I find those words as funny and cute as the Holocaust. Moving on.

    "If the Holocaust took place today, then next to the pile of shoes would be a pile of mobile phones."

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    @mercutio I don't catch your point. Also, lets stay on topic of funny dual quotes and comments about them. If you have to, PM me.

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    "They can stop and lick my b**ls."
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    Quote Originally Posted by octo View Post
    SLE describing people he doesn't respect: "They aren't even really people."
    Heard something similar from my SLE boss to a client behind there back! Something to the effect of " They don't deserve to exist! " I acted all angry and said " You have to stop repeating what other people say about you. Be a little more original! "

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    Quote Originally Posted by octo View Post
    SLE describing people he doesn't respect: "They aren't even really people."
    This reminded me of what my IEE friend once said about a particular SLE "I'm not saying that she should be killed, but if we only could send her to a deserted island and cut off her limbs so that she could never swim back.."
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    Esaman may I suggest instead of criticizing every one's sense of humour that isn't similar to yours that you rather invest that time and energy into understanding why you're so closed minded. If this doesn't work for you perhaps you can start a different thread with the rules you wish every one to abide by when it comes to humour.

    I think you're taking this too much at face value. What korp is posting isn't exactly knee-jerking due to the vocabulary. What is supposed to be humourous is the entire context of the situation which is why he provides more information than a word for word quote.

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    "If you want to get to know someone, argue with them."

    -kelly oxford

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    Quote Originally Posted by jennifer View Post
    "If you want to get to know someone, argue with them."
    typical type 6 delusion
    Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit

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    Its just true.

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    ^nah, i don't believe that.

    Live with someone then you'll know them-- too much.

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    A.
    Quote Originally Posted by jennifer View Post
    "If you want to get to know someone, argue with them."
    B.
    Quote Originally Posted by blackburry View Post
    Live with someone then you'll know them-- too much.


    Quote Originally Posted by jennifer View Post
    "If you want to get to know someone, argue with them."
    Quote Originally Posted by FDG View Post
    typical type 6 delusion
    Dismissive bullshit. You insult your own intelligence by resorting to this laziness. Forcing an interlocutor to defend a position reveals habits and limitations of thought, often pushing cultivated personae aside in the process. This is even more true in real-time debates where the luxury to carefully craft airtight arguments and maintain "face" is challenged or denied. Since experiencing and settling disputes is generally entailed in B you tacitly admit the truth of A by concurring with B.

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    I don't necessarily identify a whole person with his/her habits of thougth, they aren't the only relevant point in my assessment.

    Since experiencing and settling disputes is generally entailed in B you tacitly admit the truth of A by concurring with B.
    Korp, I'm sorry but this logic is incorrect. Surely arguing with someone can reveal a part of his/her personality, thus getting to know someone might entail arguing as a part of the whole process. However, implying that arguing is a definitive way to get to know someone is rather limiting. When/if you live with someone you can see all the facets of his/her personality.

    In any case, I might be conflating arguing with quarreling.
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    Holocaust is not funny!

    It's fucking hilarious.

    But arguing with korpsey sounds like something you are gonna lose. He's way too witty, intelligent and coherent for most debaters.
    And I have yet to witness Esaman's talent.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackburry View Post
    Lame. lame. lame. lame. lame. lame. lame. lame ass comment.
    At least three people found it funny according to likes. If you can't get anything out of it, it's not your cup of cake, deal with it. I still hope you got something out of that whining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    At least three people found it funny according to likes. If you can't get anything out of it, it's not your cup of cake, deal with it. I still hope you got something out of that whining.
    I don't even remember when I posted that. And I honestly don't remember posting it as a reply to something you said, maybe i did. like I said, I don't remember. Don't go 3+ pages back to comment, who cares at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackburry View Post
    I don't even remember when I posted that. And I honestly don't remember posting it as a reply to something you said, maybe i did. like I said, I don't remember. Don't go 3+ pages back to comment, who cares at this point.
    I do, I found your condemnation of that joke pointless, and I'm glad you were called out. What is with all the generalizations about people in this thread. For the record no one on this forum is my king or my elected representative, please don't speak for me or assume my opinion.

    Moreover this is a thread about jokes, dammit!

    That being said.

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    Me: What? No it doesn't, I'm in michigan right now and it's not raining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC3 View Post
    I do, I found your condemnation of that joke pointless, and I'm glad you were called out. What is with all the generalizations about people in this thread. For the record no one on this forum is my king or my elected representative, please don't speak for me or assume my opinion.
    And who exactly did I speak for anyone other than myself? I said who cares, meaning I didn't, jesus h christ. I wasn't speaking for anyone other than myself. Had I known that stating ones opinion was frowned upon, I wouldn't have said anything at all.

    Condemnation of a joke. OMG. it was an opinion. my bad, I won't state them anymore.

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    Lol this is a facebook status update by an ISTj talking about his EIE wife (my aunt Jas)
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    "Eating at - Outback steakhouse via Mobile"

    fb friend Paul replys: "Glad you're eating there you were never a great cook mate!"
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    He replys (talking about my aunt): @Paul. "I'm a better cook than Jas she still burns water, she thinks a smoke alarm is a timer and not to mention my routine of coming home putting down my keys then picking up the battery for the smoke alarm so I put it back where it belongs, same shit different cooker"

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    [Watching stand-up comedy, heavily centering around real problems, spiced up with somewhat very black humor]

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    My EXE daughter says that same thing about Braille letters. She cannot understand why they're not in the shape of letters. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron View Post
    My EXE daughter says that same thing about Braille letters. She cannot understand why they're not in the shape of letters. LOL
    My ILE daughter has said the exact same thing to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    I have many...

    a SLE acquaintance I'm friends with on FB always posts the best fb statuses
    LOL. all of those are hilarious.
    and so true about raisin cookies..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    Same guy... lol
    Whoever that guy is, is straight up awesome.

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    Discussing going to a church with a couple friends once:

    "It was like who let in the gutter-dwellers."

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    Are you kidding? My dual's quotes are all obscene and full of cuss words, etc. Hardly the material fit for this thread

    "When you said that baby, I wanted to bend you over the hood of my car and f*** you right there in public."
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    I'm constantly looking to align the real with the ideal.I've been more oriented toward being overly idealistic by expecting the real to match the ideal. My thinking side is dominent. The result is that sometimes I can be overly impersonal or self-centered in my approach, not being understanding of others in the process and simply thinking "you should do this" or "everyone should follor this rule"..."regardless of how they feel or where they're coming from"which just isn't a good attitude to have. It is a way, though, to give oneself an artificial sense of self-justification. LSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maritsa33 View Post
    Are you kidding? My dual's quotes are all obscene and full of cuss words, etc. Hardly the material fit for this thread

    "When you said that baby, I wanted to bend you over the hood of my car and f*** you right there in public."
    Yet you shared this gem with the internet anyways. Some people find your posts unendurable and they put you on ignore, but rest assured that I will always read you for your comedic value.

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    What is life if you're not going to have a little laugh?
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    Tritype 1-2-6 stacking sp/sx


    I'm constantly looking to align the real with the ideal.I've been more oriented toward being overly idealistic by expecting the real to match the ideal. My thinking side is dominent. The result is that sometimes I can be overly impersonal or self-centered in my approach, not being understanding of others in the process and simply thinking "you should do this" or "everyone should follor this rule"..."regardless of how they feel or where they're coming from"which just isn't a good attitude to have. It is a way, though, to give oneself an artificial sense of self-justification. LSE

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    "Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done." - Amelia Earhart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ekpyrosos View Post
    "Great art is horseshit, buy tacos." - Charles Bukowski
    Buy horseshit.

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    I have many more funny SLE quotes than LSI ones. Lets start with Tony, Jesse's brother when I asked him if he ever had sex with a girl " bitch! when I was at the age of 13 this bitch layed down for me on the mattress next to the dumpster at my apartments I was like ughhhhhh ugghhhhhhh(he pretends to eat pussy and falls on his current girlfriend)"

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