Functions

[Raver]

An interesting idea from poli and I just thought I'd share it with you guys:

is stalking strangers
is sounding smart, but being wrong
is not making any sense
is being a freak
is being an ass
is using pillows
is being emotional
is being boring

I think it's generally true in a comedic way . Anyone agree/disagree?

[Trevor]

What to say. *shrug*
That polikujm's Ti?

[DirectorAbbie]

I use pillows to be boring.

[717495]

I don't make any sense as an attempt to stalk strangers.

Wow, that's pretty accurate.

[silverchris9]

I use my emotions to be a freak, in an attempt to sound smart while still being wrong. This comes from my frustrated desire to be an ass, so I like having people around that will be asses for me.

There's nothing I hate more than boring pillows. Splashy, emotional pillows are tolerable, and boring freaks are at least inoffensive. I know that I could talk and not make sense, in an attempt to stalk strangers, but I consider it a waste of time, something to be done when your mind wanders, something that boring pillows might like, but that faux-intelligent asses (the ones I want to please in the first place) hate, so there's nothing to be gained from practicing it extensively.

In short, I like asses.



Pretty accurate.

[pianosinger]

Post.

*rolling laughing head smiley*

[Raver]

I use my emotions to be a freak, in an attempt to sound smart while still being wrong. This comes from my frustrated desire to be an ass, so I like having people around that will be asses for me.

There's nothing I hate more than boring pillows. Splashy, emotional pillows are tolerable, and boring freaks are at least inoffensive. I know that I could talk and not make sense, in an attempt to stalk strangers, but I consider it a waste of time, something to be done when your mind wanders, something that boring pillows might like, but that faux-intelligent asses (the ones I want to please in the first place) hate, so there's nothing to be gained from practicing it extensively.

In short, I like asses.



Pretty accurate.

Brilliant!

[GuavaDrunk]

Fake paranoid freak. That works. Using my emotions to be a better freak, that works too.

I like faux-intellectual-fur asses.

[Shazaam]

No way. It's too raw and simple or something.

is more accurately (but this is still a stupid stereotypical example) playfully being an ass and being mean in an erotic way but deep down being a very good person.

But god all this depends on where it is in your psyche....and what type you are, and how it mingles w/everything else. I Just think socionics is more complicated than this and even the functions can't be broken down like that.

I will explain to you what Se really is later. =p

[Creepy-]

No way. It's too raw and simple or something.

is more accurately (but this is still a stupid stereotypical example) playfully being an ass and being mean in an erotic way but deep down being a very good person.

But god all this depends on where it is in your psyche....and what type you are, and how it mingles w/everything else. I Just think socionics is more complicated than this and even the functions can't be broken down like that.

I will explain to you what Se really is later. =p

Obviously, this is a joke thread which just further delineates elements from each other, dissociates function position from element behaviour, and causes one to unconsciously associate the information elements to this bullshit because that's all anyone ever reads.

"I think it's generally true in a comedic way." Give me a break. It is perfectly possible to (attempt to) be humorous and maintain any semblance of theoretical consistency, but this isn't how that is done.

[Galen]

@OP