Yes, on a regular basis
No, never.
I used to when I was a kid, but men don't cry
I am a feminist Canadian history major who disapproves of the 3rd option
I want to cry, but Chuck Norris told me not to do so
Don't you cryyyyyy toniiiiight (Guns 'n Roses)
lol if someone ever invents a time machine the first place I'm going is back in time to this incident to call you whiny and heckle you into as much torment as possible. If anyone ever asks, I'll tell them it is because future mercutio is intolerant of whinyness, I am just attempting to evolve you faster, and then I will ask for a charge for the obvious service I have provided child mercutio.