So me and ESE are attending composition courses and now we both got homework to draw static composition which should reflect either summer or peace.

ESE calls: Hey! are you drawing?
me: trying to.... i can't understand the meaning of "static"
ESE: easy! it means standing or erect!!
me: not necessarily. as i understood it has to be monumental, unmovable.
ESE: why? you are making problems out of nowhere! draw erect penis and you will get static composition! teachers will love it!
me: i believe so...... but how to reflect summer in penis? probably peace is easier... but if i will try to reflect peace then i will have to draw a pussy too.... damn.... too much of work....
ESE: that's sooo great!!! cmon draw penis and pussy and come tomorrow to the class! or i will come and take your work.
me: they will kick me out of that class
ESE: who cares it's the last lesson anyway!
me: who cares? if we will get into that university it's 3 years of more lessons!
ESE: fuck that! that's art!
me: wait! how to arrange a pussy there? above the penis? and the fluids are falling down statically?
ESE: shit... the pussy often has hair and hair is dynamic!

what fluids????? draw a pussy! and no fluids!!! try it!
me: stop making me laugh!!!!
ESE: what's so funny? it's only a pussy!