This shouldn't really go here, because it's not a question

[silverchris9]

Wait! No! You posted too soon! I had options!
Fine.

A small whore with a big mouth.

...was the only clue Discojoe had to go on, as he set off in search of the mother that had abandoned him at age 3.

Little did he know, she was the dowager empress of Russia.

[discojoe]

I know you are, but what am I?

EDIT:
Actually, your pick.

Or: tastes like dick.
Or: Not that wide. *rimshot*
Or: tastes like that one senator who got in trouble for soliciting gay prostitution's ass.
Or: "No! Mr. Jackson! I am a boy!" (too soon still?)

WHAT THE FUCK. GOD DAMN WOMEN TALKING OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS.

[silverchris9]

WHAT THE FUCK. GOD DAMN WOMEN TALKING OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS.

Ewwww... what kind of gross slashfic have YOU been reading? (Also, are you drunk? I kind of wish I were drunk. I haven't had a drink since I got home, expect for like two shots of Gray Goose, which was not that good.)

[discojoe]

Ewwww... what kind of gross slashfic have YOU been reading? (Also, are you drunk? I kind of wish I were drunk. I haven't had a drink since I got home, expect for like two shots of Gray Goose, which was not that good.)

I'm not drunk but my dog Andre said that he invented names.

[silverchris9]

I'm not drunk but my dog Andre said that he invented names.

The second half of that could almost work as a line in a John Ashbery poem.

I really hope I never start doing any drugs, because then I'll have to start lying to my parents, and I really like my parents.

EDIT: Oh, also you're a poophead.

[discojoe]

The second half of that could almost work as a line in a John Ashbery poem.

I really hope I never start doing any drugs, because then I'll have to start lying to my parents, and I really like my parents.

EDIT: Oh, also you're a poophead.

This is my dog Andre:

[silverchris9]

Not going to quote that. My high school theater teacher's dog's name is Dantez. One time my friend accidentally made fun of the breed of that dog, and then quickly covered it up. loltastic. She's SEE.

[discojoe]

Andre is LSI.

[silverchris9]

More?

[discojoe]

More?

He said that he invented fast-forwarding.

[silverchris9]

Fuck. I wanted to post "more?" again, but your silly forum wouldn't let me, gilly.

More?

[discojoe]

Fuck. I wanted to post "more?" again, but your silly forum wouldn't let me, gilly.

More?

One time I woke up before dawn and caught Andre walking around on the ceiling.

[silverchris9]

One time I woke up before dawn and caught Andre walking around on the ceiling.

Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore!

(btw, this last one is awfully close to poetry. Like, dangerously close. I might steal it and use it for my minimalism class).

[discojoe]

Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore!

(btw, this last one is awfully close to poetry. Like, dangerously close. I might steal it and use it for my minimalism class).

One time Andre was prancing around daintily. I asked him why he was so happy and he said, "I decided I'm a cranberry."

[silverchris9]

And then you asked why, and he said because cranberries are better than boys? And dogs? Well, yes, better than dogs. Am I a dog? No, I'm a cranberry. Do you think I'm stupid or something?

Andre is IEI, apparently.

These work because they're so devoid of context. Maybe I should tell my LSIs to write super-short poems and/or flash fiction.

[sarinana]

Don't say that if you aren't serious.

I am serious.

[Ezra]

I'd be happy with ILE.

[Ezra]

EVERYONE MUST OWN A PUG IMMEDIATELY.

[Jarno]

I'm either ILE or SLE.

tada

you are on the path of confusion

tada

[sarinana]

WHAT THE FUCK. GOD DAMN WOMEN TALKING OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS.

click 1:34 secs.

[717495]

He's probably Ti-ENTp. I see the Ne. I think he's probably the closest ENTp to speaking the English language clearly. We'd get along if he were a little more insane and manly. Not so fu-fu-ed by stereotypical gayness. Needs more hair on the chest. Not bad though. Not bad.

Just my impression anyway.

[Absurd]

Yeah, I ain't no magician, but you don't come off like a feeling type or something.

[Gilly]

Holy fucking crap, you can all go to hell.

[Gilly]

He's probably Ti-ENTp. I see the Ne. I think he's probably the closest ENTp to speaking the English language clearly. We'd get along if he were a little more insane and manly. Not so fu-fu-ed by stereotypical gayness. Needs more hair on the chest. Not bad though. Not bad.

Just my impression anyway.

Have I ever told you that you grate on me in unspeakable ways?

[717495]

Oh, sorry bout that. You don't have to take all of it literally.

[Gilly]

It doesn't matter if I take it literally or not.