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    How do you attract members of the correct club?

    Putting things on your face. Being the childhood Quadra, we Alphas are naturally the closest to the animal kingdom, and visual displays are a noted strategy of our furry, scaly, slimy or exoskeletal brethren. In addition, humans (excluding Decisive males, who are more like beasts than animals) are naturally focused on the face during conversation, so it makes sense to place your displays there.

    So, what sorts of things do you place on your face to grab the right sorts of attention?

    Alpha SFs: easily distracted by bright, colourful, or shiny things. Stickers, face paint, swirling hypno-disks (trump card, use sparingly), or gaudy glasses frames.



    Alpha NTs: ???

    Ideas, people!

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    Alpha NTs: Develop a complicated theory about what kind of person they're looking for, then follow the plan. Unpredictable, unless they told you their "plan" in advance.

    Anyhow, are you suggesting that Alpha NTs put shiny things on their faces?



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    Oooh, my bad. I was trying to come up with a list of things to put on your face to try and attract the given club. So, if you're an Alpha NT, put shiny distractions on your face.

    I admit the girl I put under Alpha SF was probably a bit confusing.

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    Alpha NT facial lures:

    Those nerdy glasses with the thick black frame. Bonus point for it being taped together.

    Spock ears

    A Krig the Viking helmet

    A really long nose, like Pinnochio!
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    Actually, I think I'd go for the shiny things myself, due to considering them evidence of an Alpha SF type.



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    I have a horseface

    This is why I wear glasses. They break up my nose and make my face look shorter and rounder, and the nose smaller and more bulbous. I think I look a bit more elegant without glasses, but less warm and friendly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Good to know, Horse-Face! .
    That actually hurt a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Now I'm actually more than pleased with the result .
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinocchio View Post
    Hey, don't take on my nose, it's not long, it's just fit.

    I remember when I was a kid I watched the "we will rock you" video and had a revelation: I want a nose like those guys! Especially May and Mercury. I looked in the mirror and I had that little crappy round piece of whatever one would call it and tried to anticipate: "will I have a nose like that, of real men?". So sharp and defined, you know?

    Now I'm actually more than pleased with the result .


    Did someone make a long nose joke!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrano View Post
    Did someone make a long nose joke!!!!
    Pinocchio is out of your league, I'm sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by warrior-librarian View Post
    Alpha NT facial lures:

    Those nerdy glasses with the thick black frame. Bonus point for it being taped together.

    Spock ears

    A Krig the Viking helmet

    A really long nose, like Pinnochio!

    do these count?

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