I had to post this for some insight into the minds of ENTjs. This is an excerpt from my ENTj friend's blog at http://earl60861.spymac.net/blog . This is what happens when ENTjs get bored.
We here at Earl Co proudly announce the Merium Webster's Earl Dictionary, a guide for intelligent, non-offensive rhetoric. This dictionary was designed by the people at Earl Co to create a new way to be politically correct and still state your point. It removes the need to curse at people by replacing the words with anagrams and acronyms. Using this style, you can both amaze and confuse your friends, state your point and not sound like someone who just got off of a mid 1800s sailing ship. Here is is, the New Age Earl's Dictionary, abridged form:
Acheivement/Intelligence Ranking System (AIRS) - the common ranking system of people based on their acheivements, intellect or abilities. This was developed by Earl Co to rank the common person for their deeds and commitment to enriching theirs and the lives of others through good deeds, education, etc. Developed because the common man isn't the "uneducated selfish oaf" the elitists consider him.
average human - a person without the intellectual capacity to exist without modern conviniences. They feel lost without them and often can't function without them. Their minds are untrained and as such, they rely almost entirely on a computer or similar device to guide them througout their lives.
Barret - a term for a hyper-conservative sys admin who will state that any site is a security risk. These sys admins are of the variety to call google.com a direct security breach. These are often people with disturbed childhoods revolving around a lack of security and boundaries. Standard wages are up to the nice sum of 60 thousand a year, starting out at 20 thousand a year.
computer - an electronic device owned by the average human to do nearly everything for them. Simple calculations, directions and even human interaction are all what the comptuer provides. The average human finds that more than 10 minutes without being near a computer (or any derivitives, such as electronic devices) will bring panic and uncertainty as they know not what to do without the comptuer's supreme guidance. Computers can process billions of calculations per second, and give the comman educated man's mind a challenge.
common educated man - a person (male or female) who does not rely on machines for basic needs. Can do calculations in their mind and can typically go throughout life without needing to consult a web site or computer for common tasks. The average human is nothing compared to these people.
communist - something that is anti-capitalist, takes rights away from people, treats people as parts of a system, devalues ideas or people, and generally places everyone and everything under a categoric grouping.
cracker - a computer programmer/sys admin/web dev/IT tech who has gone evil and started attacking systems and websites. Spymac faced one this past week (last week of April, 2005).
Earl - title of nobility, granted by another Earl or by someone of high status. The highest of the ranks in the traditional English court, this rank is part of the AIRS to signify someone's importance or accomplishments, it is the highest rank. Designated for a long series of accomplishments, a high intelligence, an extemely wise person, or someone of high logical thinging abilities.
elitist - someone who views themselves as superior to others, in intelligence, deeds, or any other category. Viewed by Earl Co as people of little true intrisic value, these people are often pompus, arrogant people who boast of themselves to boost their self-esteem. These people are former bullies or people whose lives lead them to believe they are superior. They include corrupt judges (contest, criminal, civil, etc), most politicians, monopolists, communists, etc. Examples include Bill Gates, the guy who gave Mr. H. a 3/5 at FBLA nationals, and crackers.
folks - nice way of stating the word that begins with an f
genius - someone whose IQ is greater than 140. Alternately, if you have done something of great value, you are granted the title of Genius.
genii - more than one genius
hacker - a programmer, developer, sys admin, etc who is good and develops, debugs and evaluates code. Not to be confused with crackers. Hackers are often called the "anti-cracker" in that they are typically the ones who will persue and attack a cracker convicted of criminal actions. They will often be the ones to capture crackers and arrest them. CERN has a very good place for hackers to track crackers, in that their supercomputer is capable of trillions of calculations per second. IBM has recently developed a supercomputer that exceeds that of CERN's, and will probably be the one hackers will migrate to. The FBI has a very good hacker division.
hero - an idol, someone you wish to be. Alternately can be someone who has done something noteworthy. Usually used as such: "Your thesis on quantum theory was intriguing. You're my hero Mr. Hawking".
hippie - someone whose hair is too long for their own use (typically outlandish and obscene), someone who is hypocritical of something (states that something is wrong but doesn't propose a solution). This is typically an insult.
human friend - girlfriend or boyfriend. Using this removes all stigmas regarding orientation. If you wish to be specific, you can use human friend-f for a female, and human friend-m for a male. For husband or wife, use human friend-h or human friend-w. For an engagement, use human friend-e. If you don't plan to actually marry the person, but exist at such a level, just use human friend-p (for permanent co-existance). If someone knows of your orientation or status in the relationship (married, engaged, etc), the letter denoting the status is implied. Example of use: "Mr. H, who is your newest human friend? (the g is implied in this example, as he isn't married to her, nor engaged, nor a permanent co-existance has been established).
Internet, The - a medium created by hackers to house the average human so they can interact with other average humans. Elitists are currently misusing the Internet to warp the minds of the average human to be sub-serviant to them. The common educated man uses the Internet to combat the elitists and regain the independance of the average humans. The movie "The Matrix" was patterned after the common man's (in the movie, Neo and the other freed people) struggle to free the average human (in the movie, those trapped in the Matrix)from the elitist's (in the movie, the machines) control.
intriguing - interesting or curious
iPod - something people who lack intelligence use to emulate a song. They spend thousands on music and play it constantly (or sometimes very few and far between) to "entertain" themselves. The common educated man has no use for such a device, as he has already conditioned himself to emulate an "iPod" in his mind, a device with infinate capacity and battery life.
lodb - lady of dubious belonging, can be used to insult people, typically in place of the b word. Can also denote someone who is of doubtful intention (such as a lady of the evening, or street lady), can also be used in a similar context to mean someone who is overly liberal.
Lord - the second highest rank in the AIRS system. Similar criteria as the Earl, but to a lesser extent.
mind - what the common educated man uses throughout his daily life. It is used in place of the computer for common calculations and entertainment. It has infinate capacity and battery life, although the error rate is upwards of 20% (for a well-conditioned one).
myriad - infinate
script kiddie - programmer or other computer developer (web dev, sys admin, etc) who has minimal skill in actually creating or analyzing code. These people are beginners in their field and are weak versions of hackers (or crackers).
Spymacers - people whose lives revolve around the website named www.spymac.com Without this site, a combination of web log (blog), forum, gallery, auction, web mail, and web host, these people would be lost throughout their daily lives. Typically people without full-time jobs, and basically your average college studend or stay-at-home welfare participant, these people sit around a computer all day talking to each other via a computerized interface. They fear the light and human contact, and often find themselves going through withdraws whenever they leave the community for more than an hour. They are often considered worse than your average human, in terms of reliance upon computers.
Welfare - a program designed by the common educated man to provide for the needs of the average human. The elitists have warped it to control the average human.
You should hear this guy talk. He uses the strangest vocabulary you could ever imagine.
By the way, "Mr. H" is myself.
Your INTp friend,