How to become an ISTj v90

[Gilly]

1. Write down a set of rules describing how you think the world works

2. Stick to these rules unflinchingly, even in the presence of universal disapproval, inevitable failure, and even death.

3. Become exceedingly stingy, anal, and socially uncompromising so as to attract the attention of a gracious, spiritual person with a savior complex.

4. World domination.

[Creepy-male]

I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"

[Brilliand]

1. Write down a set of rules describing how you think the world works

I think dominants have difficulty writing down their complete ruleset... I know I do. It's too comprehensive, and not really broken down into bullet points in our heads.

I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"

"The pen is mightier than the sword."

[1981slater]

5 - Join a gym

6- Get a black suitcase

7 - Get some old-fashioned shirts

8 - Set a hell of a rigid schedule - You have to shit everyday at the same time

[Gilly]

8 - Set a hell of a rigid schedule - You have to shit everyday at the same time

lol

@ Brilliand: of course you are right, but it's more humorous and stereotypically gratifying in terms of how LSIs are seen to think of their life's composite methods and rules as being simple enough to put down on a sheet of paper

[Gilly]

I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"

Correction: more satisfactory, less epic.

[idolatrie]

9. Cultivate a moustache.

10. Twirl it menacingly whilst contemplating taking over the UNIVERSE.

[unefille]

10. Twirl it menacingly whilst contemplating taking over the UNIVERSE.

11. Only to have your EIE dual shave it off during the night. Muahaha.

[idolatrie]

11. Only to your EIE dual shave it off during the night. Muahaha.

DELILAH.

[1981slater]

9. Cultivate a moustache.

...and a beard!

[DirectorAbbie]

No wonder niffweed thinks I'm an LSI. I do 1, 2, 7, & 8, and I'd grow a mustache if I had a y chromosome.

[Gilly]

lol. would you ever consider ISTj for yourself Abbie?

I object.

[Gilly]

DELILAH.

You mean Lorena?

After all, everyone knows that the moustache of an LSI is of comparable importance to his manhood.

[unefille]

You mean Lorena?

After all, everyone knows that the moustache of an LSI is of comparable importance to his manhood.

Particularly when 'he' is female.

Coz in those cases, other part's of the LSI's manhood are sadly lacking.

[Gilly]

Did you know that the clitoris is actually vestigial penis?

[07490]

No wonder niffweed thinks I'm an LSI. I do 1, 2, 7, & 8, and I'd grow a mustache if I had a y chromosome.

I am your dual... no abbie you don't need to grow a mustache for me to like you, your avatar is sexy as it is...

[07490]

I always feel my heart moving rates faster when talking to your soul on the chatbox...

[07490]

oh i meant a little slower, equalibium... ying match yang...

[Gilly]

I always feel my heart moving rates faster when talking to your soul on the chatbox...

THAT CAN ONLY BE AN EIE

[07490]

THAT CAN ONLY BE AN EIE

You mean EIE have fast heart rate talking to people? if so, sometimes depending on who i am talking to.

[unefille]

Did you know that the clitoris is actually vestigial penis?

Well, actually, according to 'kinseyconfidential.org':

The clitoris has been called "a vestigial penis," and it is kind of like a penis, but it is in no way vestigial. It is like a penis insofar as it has a head and a shaft and it composed of erectile tissue. But unlike the penis, the only function of the clitoris is sexual pleasure. It has no other purpose, while the penis is also responsible for urination and ejaculation.

[idolatrie]

I would like to claim http://www.movember.com/ as the official month of the LSI.

[07490]

I saw a girl with a moustche today, I am not sure if she is an LSI... have you seen one idolatrie?

[Brilliand]

I would like to claim Movember as the official month of the LSI.

Fixed.

[idolatrie]

Fixed.

Thanks, and how do you do that?

[idolatrie]

I saw a girl with a moustche today, I am not sure if she is an LSI... have you seen one idolatrie?

Could she have actually been a MAN?

And um. No. O.o

Although, my old history teacher used to think this is how one identified Russian women.

[Gilly]

Well, actually, according to 'kinseyconfidential.org':

So not fair. How come I don't get two ways to have an orgasm without getting a finger in my asshole?

[idolatrie]

So not fair. How come I don't get two ways to have an orgasm without getting a finger in my asshole?

Because women can multitask and men need a separate button?

[unefille]

So not fair. How come I don't get two ways to have an orgasm without getting a finger in my asshole?

Because women can multitask and men need a separate button?

It's pretty much nature's in-built fail safe mechanism against male incompetence.

[Gilly]

But men are the one's that end up multitasking because of it!