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    Default How to become an ISTj v90

    1. Write down a set of rules describing how you think the world works

    2. Stick to these rules unflinchingly, even in the presence of universal disapproval, inevitable failure, and even death.

    3. Become exceedingly stingy, anal, and socially uncompromising so as to attract the attention of a gracious, spiritual person with a savior complex.

    4. World domination.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

    World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gulanzon View Post
    I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

    World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"
    Correction: more satisfactory, less epic.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isha View Post
    9. Cultivate a moustache.
    10. Twirl it menacingly whilst contemplating taking over the UNIVERSE.
    allez cuisine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by idolatrie View Post
    10. Twirl it menacingly whilst contemplating taking over the UNIVERSE.
    11. Only to have your EIE dual shave it off during the night. Muahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unefille View Post
    11. Only to your EIE dual shave it off during the night. Muahaha.
    DELILAH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Isha View Post
    9. Cultivate a moustache.

    ...and a beard!

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    No wonder niffweed thinks I'm an LSI. I do 1, 2, 7, & 8, and I'd grow a mustache if I had a y chromosome.

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    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
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    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    No wonder niffweed thinks I'm an LSI. I do 1, 2, 7, & 8, and I'd grow a mustache if I had a y chromosome.
    I am your dual... no abbie you don't need to grow a mustache for me to like you, your avatar is sexy as it is...
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    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    1. Write down a set of rules describing how you think the world works
    I think dominants have difficulty writing down their complete ruleset... I know I do. It's too comprehensive, and not really broken down into bullet points in our heads.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gulanzon View Post
    I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

    World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"
    "The pen is mightier than the sword."



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    5 - Join a gym

    6- Get a black suitcase

    7 - Get some old-fashioned shirts

    8 - Set a hell of a rigid schedule - You have to shit everyday at the same time
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1981slater View Post
    8 - Set a hell of a rigid schedule - You have to shit everyday at the same time
    lol

    @ Brilliand: of course you are right, but it's more humorous and stereotypically gratifying in terms of how LSIs are seen to think of their life's composite methods and rules as being simple enough to put down on a sheet of paper
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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